Top 10 Conservative Idiots: The Complete 10th Season

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Top 10 Conservative Idiots: The Complete 10th Season

Season 9: https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213570012
Season 8: https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212831883
Season 7: https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212164633
Season 6: https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211623942
Season 5: https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210720590
Season 4: https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210083764
Season 3: https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210008235
Season 2: https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029078791
Season 1: https://www.democraticunderground.com/1016169212

Welcome back to the complete 10th season of the Top 10 Conservative Idiots! That's right! We're of course still coming to you from the blank void in the green room of our studio at the legendary Flappers Comedy Club located in the heart of Burbank, California's entertainment district. We hit the big 10-0, as Ned Flanders so profoundly put it! That means that we could literally have a Top 10 of all the seasons of the Top 10, but we won't do that because of course we all know most shows peak after the fourth season. Except for ours of course! Of course, as we are composing and mapping out what our potential 10th season will look like, and many of our plans are still sidelined because of COVID-19, one thing we can always count on is how volatile conservatives are. Especially since we are coming off of one of the most batshit times in American history and one of the absolute worst years in human existence, and the hangover from the Trump administration is going to hit us all in an extremely hard way. I mean after a raging pandemic, riots, and a president who has repeatedly refused to concede an election despite that it's been verified, certified, and then verified and certified again and again, there's nowhere to go but up from here, is there? Well of course since it's an even season we're bringing back one of our favorite running features - Stupidest State! And this year we're doing the whole thing in a bubble in Phoenix, Arizona, because that seems like the logical thing to do, doesn't it? Also, we have a lot of new segments planned and your old returning favorites, and hopefully the potential for live shows to come back this year as well, because we would love to get back out on the road again! As usual this guide will serve as a handy way to find each segment for each week. Enjoy! And as always don't forget the key!

Edition #10-1: Lauren's Got A Gun Edition (1/27/20)
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Live from our Burbank studio! Joe Biden officially starts his first week as president, but Senate Republicans are doing their best to make sure that his first week doesn't succeed. Meanwhile, on Fox News, Tucker Carlson unintentionally finally admits that most of his audience might be, what one might call "racist white supremacist scumbags". We also recap some of the famously dumb moments from the Trump administration - of which there are way, way too many! And in one of the uglier things to come out of the Trump administration, Rudy Guiliani accidentally admitted that Trump was going to have a pay for pardons scandal, but of course they'll blame it on anybody else. In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, people are getting rich off the second Bitcoin gold rush, but if you can't trust them with a simple password, you probably can't trust them with millions of dollars. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", is 2021 going to be a godly year or the year of Satan? Our resident pastor is going to examine the alarming trends on both sides of the argument and will let you draw your own conclusions! We add Colorado representative Lauren Boebert to the ever-growing list of People Who Somehow Got Elected. We profile heavy metal band Iced Earth founder and hardcore Trump loving conservative Jon Schaffer in a new "This Fucking Guy". We also have a new People Are Dumb, and the Capitol Riot has produced some of the stupidest criminals alive! Plus in Road To The White House - the Joe Biden era has finally begun and we take a look at the inauguration and his first week as our 46th president
Live musical guest: None, unfortunately

Edition #10-2: Sharks With Jewish Laser Beams Attached Edition (2/3/21)
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Live from our Burbank studio! We delve into the latest from the impeachment trial of our 45th president, Donald Trump, and well let's just say the conservatives are doing everything possible to screw it up. Q Anon's favorite Congresswoman, Marjorie Taylor Greene, is going full Infowars, and she might finally be paying a price for her actions, and we hope the movement to remove her gains steam. And speaking of Infowars, Alex Jones could possibly get sued out of oblivion thanks to the Texas Supreme Court allowing lawsuits against him to proceed. Plus we go into the world of stock trading after micro-investors use trading app Robinhood to poke holes in the advantages billionaire hedge fund managers have been enjoying for years. In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, since everyone is living online thanks to the pandemic, a new class of plastic surgery has been born in a piece that we're calling "Zoom Dysmorphia". Yes that is a real thing. And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", is there a holy war brewing? Our resident pastor takes a look at some claims made by far right pastors, and well, it's a crazy situation out there. In a new edition of "Beating A Dead Horse", why is it OK to separate Tom Brady's politics from his life and career, but not Colin Kaepernick's? We examine both sides of the situation. And in our new segment "Parlerfiles", we take apart and dissect some of the batshit insanity being posted on far right social media sites like Parler, Gab, Dlive, and Telegram! We also have a new "I Need A Drink" - and we're going to have some drinks and talk about Oklahoma's insane solution to solve their tourist crisis - Bigfoot Hunting Season! Yes that is a thing that exists! Finally in "Road To The White House", we examine Joe Biden's first week and the conservatives' effort to derail it, though it's backfiring on them spectacularly!
Musical Guest: A performance from Black Pumas

Edition #10-3: This One's For All The Haters In The Room Edition (2/10/21) Valentine's Day Special!
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Live from our studio in Burbank! We take a look at the shocking coup in Myanmar, which involved the military simply taking over the new government and ousting their democratically elected prime minister, and don't give Trump any ideas, because this is Q Anon's wildest fantasies come true! The Alt Right's favorite hero - Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse - has gone missing and the judges may add that to the long list of charges! Taking a look at the world of stock trading, Robinhood tightens the noose on its' own customers, while Google looks the other way on how bad they're getting trashed. Mike Lindell, the embattled CEO of My Pillow, has lost a lot of his business, made a batshit documentary about voter fraud that got pulled from Youtube, and is getting owned by Parkland survivor David Hogg! In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, we're going to take a look at the Subway lawsuits alleging that the company isn't selling real meat. And yeah we believe it! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", is the Lord going to expose voter fraud in the 2020 election? It seems the right is going around in circles and this is the latest crazy theory they've come up with. In a new "Beating A Dead Horse" - conspiracy theorists are flocking to explain "cancel culture" while Marilyn Manson becomes the latest victim of it, though we're not really that surprised. And in a new edition of Conspiracy Corner - the Proud Boys are turning their protest fights into full on guerilla style warfare, while Canada rightfully declares them a terrorist group. We side with Canada! We also have a new People Are Dumb, because of course they are! And in Road To The White House: we're going to take a look into how a real president celebrates Black History Month!
Musical Guest: None, unfortunately.

Edition #10-4: It's Always Sunny In Philly-Delphia Edition (2/17/21)
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Live from our studio in Burbank! We bring you all the latest news from the unprecedented 2nd impeachment trial of Donald J. Trump which is every bit as spectacular, confusing, and batshit crazy as you might have imagined. Meanwhile, the man who became famous for wearing a shaman getup during the Capitol Riot is turning his back on Trump and the Trump cult - gee do you think you might have been had? We have a new edition of our segment "What's Up With India" - the subcontinent is in revolt against Modi, and there's plenty of other madness to deal with as India's had enough of their ultra far right leader. Elsewhere in the Q Anon world, remember when they said that March 4th would be Trump's second inauguration? Well the goal posts just got moved back again! In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, could your baby be ingesting baby food that contains metals and toxins? An alarming FDA study will make you cringe! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit" - OK look guys, not everything is a sign from God that Trump is going to be reinaugurated, OK? Our resident pastor is going to tell you why you're wrong. Plus it's the long awaited return of our favorite game - Is It Racist? And if you have to ask, it's probably racist! We profile so-called Christian financial guru and podcaster Dave Ramsey in a new edition of "This Fucking Guy". And in an all new "I Need A Drink" - we're going to have some cocktails and tell you the strange journey of the Tik Toker who used Gorilla Glue as a hairspray. It's a really long and very strange trip and we have no other source of entertainment right now. Finally in Road To The White House, we're going to educate Trump fans on what a real president does for a living!
Live Musical Guest: None, Unfortunately

Edition #10-5: Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot (And Other Observations) Edition (2/24/21)
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Live from our studio in Burbank! As we were getting last week's edition ready, Rush Limbaugh, the original Conservative Idiot, died. So we are going to pay our respects by reminding you of the racist, sexist, homophobic jackass he always was! Meanwhile, in Texas, 30 years of reckless conservative anti-envrionmental and anti-regulatory policies have come to an absolute peak in the snow-bound crisis. But let's blame California for this one! D'oh! And speaking of Texas, a Texas mayor has literally abandoned his town and told his residents that they are on their own in this climate change disaster that's a preview of what is to come. In Capitol Riot news, many who are participating in the riot are experiencing regrets, plus we bring you the fate of heavy metal band Iced Earth, and that's all folks! In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, is your mask fake? The pandemic has brought a new kind of scammer - one selling fake masks! Come find out what was behind a big government recall! Plus in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", is the Bible violent? Our resident pastor is going to examine some recent claims that will make the apocalypse seem like it's happening next week! We profile Trump's batshit insane attorney Lin Wood in a new edition of our segment "This Fucking Guy". Plus the return of Parler on social media means the return of Parlerfiles - a deep dive into the batshit world of the far right Facebook and the crazy and racist shit that gets posted there! Even their legislation is laughable and won't pass. We also have a new People Are Dumb because of course they are! Finally it's our very last and final edition of Road To The White House, where we present our final thoughts on a very memorable election cycle!
Live Musical Guest: None, unfortunately

Edition #10-6: Let Me Tell You Bout The Birds And The Bees Edition (3/3/21)
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Live from our studio in Burbank! We have a recap of CPAC 2021 which includes bizarre theories about how are getting kicked off of social media and being reverse bullying victims. Plus sadly it also includes the return of disgraced former president Donald J. Trump. Like a bad weed, we cannot get rid of this guy. Meanwhile in Congress, Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q - Batshit) takes her fight to trans people, and it ends extremely poorly for her among other things. Elsewhere a new campaign is brewing to get New York governor Andrew Cuomo ousted over a possible sexual harassment scandal, and it could end for him about as well as it did for Al Franken. In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, we're going to take a look at social media deplatforming. Just how bad is it and what can be done with it? And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in Holy Shit, the religious right is taking its' fight against the LGBT community to dangerous new heights. All are welcomed here, but you might not be welcomed elsewhere! In a new Beating A Dead Horse, speaking of gender identity, does Mr. Potato Head need a gender or identity? This is going to get weird fast. Plus in a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, the Jamal Kashoogi killing is back in the news and it might go all the way to the president! Of Saudi Arabia, but Trump and his goons might also be fingered in this potentially devastating new development. Plus in I Need A Drink - yeah it sucks that we can't have live concerts right now, but it would suck even more if your favorite band got nailed by the DCMA for a live stream event! Finally this week it's that time of the year! Time for Stupidest State 2021! We kick off the festivities and the games with Selection Sunday! And we have all of the states, stats, odds and info you need to fill out your brackets!
Live Musical Guest: None, unfortunately

**Top 10 takes a week off**

Edition #10-7: Tucker's Got A Brand New Bag Edition (3/18/21)
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Live from our Burbank studio! Tucker Carlon's comments on women serving in the military get blown out of proportion and draw the ire of actual military officials - who mostly think he's full of shit. Marjorie Greene (Q - Batshit) plays the victim after her stupid and insensitive comments on Guam draw the attention of the Guam delegates. In the latest Capitol Riot news, more rioters are found out after doing some ridiculously dumb stuff and bragging about their accomplishments on social media. After Papa John's founder John Schnatter claims that he's been trying to rid himself of the N Word, we play a game of "Is it racist?". Spoiler alert! Probably! In our weekly investigative piece Top 10 Investigates, we're going to find out exactly what is a "non fungible token" after bands like Kings Of Leon are turning to this format to make money in an era where there's no touring. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", can your sermon get you in trouble? After a Missouri pastor tells women to lose weight so they can look like Melania Trump, yeah it's a very distinct possibility! We bring back our segment "What's Up With England" after the insane interview with Prince Harry and Oprah, and we seriously question how Piers Morgan doesn't get beat down every time he leaves his house. We profile Infowars correspondent Andy Ngo in a new edition of "This Fucking Guy" and really, don't make me hate Mumford & Sons. Really don't do it! We also have a new People Are Dumb because of course they are! Finally it's the kickoff of Stupidest State 2021! Over in the Batshit Conference, #3 South Dakota takes on #4 Michigan, while over in the Family Values Conference, #1 Indiana takes on # 2 Ohio!
Live musical guest: None, unfortunately

Edition #10-8: So You Had A Bad Day Edition (3/25/21)
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Live from our studio in Burbank! A mass shooting in Atlanta with a dangerous motive prompts the media to blame everything but the gun used and white supremacy, so what was the real motive? President Biden picks a fight with glorious Russian dictator Vladimir Putin over Putin's alleged tampering of the 2020 election, and this may or may end well. Everyone's favorite Q Anon Congress critter Marjorie Taylor Greene gets banned from Twitter again, and may be getting handed the same fate Trump did! At Mar-A-Lago, the Trumps host some wild parties after getting vaccinated - but you know the saying, play stupid games and win stupid prizes! In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, we take a look at a very alarming problem unique to the city of Oakland - abandoned and scorched cars are a huge problem, but is it because of the city's underlying seedy and racist underbelly? Probably. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", former Korn guitarist Brian "Head" Welch made a shocking claim that his embrace of hardcore Christian beliefs was like a drug to him! And with that, our resident pastor takes a look at the more addicting side of extreme religion! We bring back our segment "Aw, It's Not So Bad" because white conservative males are growing increasingly insane over Cardi B's suggestively sexual performance of her song "WAP" at the Grammy Awards. We add Arizona representative Paul Gosar (Q - Batshit) to the ever growing list of People Who Somehow Got Elected. We also have an all Florida edition of People Are Dumb, because Florida Man always delivers on bringing the crazy! Finally it's time for Stupidest State Round 1 Week 2! This week it's a battle of Fiscal Irresponsibility favorites as Nevada and Iowa both go for broke, while over in the Gun Nut Conference, it's a rivalry duel to the death as Oregon takes on neighboring Idaho!
Live musical guest: None, unfortunately

Edition #10-9: Rule #80: Don't Invite The Former President To Your Wedding Edition (4/1/21)
Backwards / April Fool's Edition: (Posted on 4/1/21): https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215293008
Forwards Edition (Posted on 4/14/21): https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215339954

Live from our studio in Burbank! April Fool's Day Edition! Georgia's Brian Kemp signs some shockingly evil voter suppression laws, that include, among other things, making it illegal to hand out things like bottles of water to people waiting line to vote. Another mass shooting has America's attention about guns, but the NRA just got shot down (ha!) at the 9th Circuit Court Of Appeals over open carry laws. Meanwhile, at Mar-A-Shithole, Florida is one of the few states allowing everything to reopen, and if you book your wedding at Trump's palace, expect him to crash it and turn it into one of his idiot MAGA rallies! Ted Cruz and his band of wannabe justice warriors take a trip to the US - Mexican border to expose... something. For what reason... we don't know. In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, an alarming study found that nearly 73% of all misinformation about vaccines on Facebook comes from just 12 users, so we take a look at just who the "Disinformation Dozen" are. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", rapper Lil Nas X is selling an insane line of Satan-themed shoes and it's getting mixed reactions across the board - but is it a gateway to Satanism? No! After a Southwest pilot's on air rant about San Francisco liberals goes viral, we ask: "Coal Rolling: How Is This Still A Thing?". In a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, after one of the world's largest container ships gets stuck in the Suez Canal, Q fans have some absolutely bizarre theories about what the ship is really transporting! And in a new "I Need A Drink", we are going to have some drinks and take a look at what happened after podcaster Jensen Karp found what appeared to be a pair of discarded shrimp tales in his box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and this is a truly crazy tale! (see what I did there?) Finally it's time for Stupidest State Round 1 Week 3! Over in the Gun Nut Conference, #1 Florida is set to take on #2 Texas, while over in the Fiscal Irresponsibility Conference, #1 Kansas is set to take on red hot #2 Wyoming!
Live musical guest: None, unfortunately

Edition #10-10: I Smell Sex And Stupid Edition (4/8/21)
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Live from our studio in Burbank! We do a deep dive into the insanity surrounding the Matt Gatez (Q-Batshit) sex scandal, and the more that comes out about the scandal, the more he might be one of the stupidest criminals alive! Another member of the Q - Batshit party, Marjorie Taylor Greene, gets raked over the coals after saying that her intense Crossfit workouts are a cure for COVID (hint: they aren't). In a case of "actions have consequences", in Georgia - Brian Kemp's voter registration bill costs the city of Atlanta the 2021 All Star Game and his excuse? Wait for it - cancel culture! Meanwhile in Arizona, there's *YET* another attempt to audit election results, this time run by a crazy Q supporter - and what could possibly go wrong there? In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, how did a small mom and pop pizza restaurant in Verona, Italy wind up on an international sanctions list spearheaded by former President Trump? This is truly one of the craziest stories ever! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", as Easter approaches, is Christianity being canceled, or is Christianity doing the canceling? Our resident pastor will take a look at both sides of the argument! In a new "Beating A Dead Horse", actor Chet Hanks, the son of Tom Hanks, has declared the summer of 2021 to be a "White Boy Summer", but really do we need more white male toxicity in our lives? And I say this as a white male! In a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, did Parler rat out its' user base to the FBI before the January 6th Capitol Insurrection? Yes they did and it's going to get ugly! We also have a new People Are Dumb, because of course they are! Finally it's time for Stupidest State 2021! This week it's Round 1 Week 4 and for the final week of Round 1, #1 Georgia looks to stomp out challenger #2 Kentucky to advance in the Batshit Conference, while over in the Family Values Conference, it's an interstate rivalry between #3 Mississippi and #4 Arkansas! The Elite 8 is shaping up!
Live musical guest: None unfortunately.

**Top 10 takes a week off for Spring Break, original edition of Top 10 #10-9 posted**

Edition #10-11: Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame Edition (4/22/21)
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Live from our studio in Burbank! A police shooting in Minneapolis is sparking major unrest after the cop in question mistakes a pistol for a taser, and we attempt to sort out what's going on with this mess. Closer to home, a group of white supremacists in Huntington Beach attempted to stage a "White Lives Matter" rally only to have the rally completely crash and burn, and be drowned out by protestors. Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley are attempting to take on the MLB in response to the All Star Game getting pulled from Atlanta in response to Georgia's voter laws. We debut a new segment: "Good Luck With That" in response to My Pillow's Mike Lindell attempting to take on retail giant Amazon. In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates - what happens when you attempt to cancel your software subscription services? You get sent to what one might call "customer service hell" and that's pretty much expected in this day and age. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit" - our resident pastor has been watching a lot of the Jim Bakker Show lately and he's had on some batshit crazy guests, and we're going to go through the best (or the worst) of them! In a new "Beating A Dead Horse" - what happened to happy and fun movies? The 2021 Oscar Awards are the most depressing yet, and do we really need to extend 2020? We debut a new segment called "Good Luck With That" and our first recipient is My Pillow's Mike Lindell who is attempting to take on both Amazon and Twitter with his own versions of those things, and he will most likely fail. We also have a new "I Need A Drink" in which we're going to get drunk and discuss which celebrities would make good politicians, because we apparently learned nothing from Former Guy. Finally it's time for Stupidest State 2021! This week it's Round 2 Week 1 which means it's the Gun Nut Conference! Texas takes on Idaho! One of these will advance to the championship, the other goes home!
Live musical guest: None, unfortunately

Edition #10-12: Teenage Mutant Cyber Ninja Turtles Edition (4/29/21)
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Live from the Observatory OC in Santa Ana! Officer Derek Chauvin is found guilty of the murder of George Floyd, and conservatives naturally aren't happy about it. We will show you their reactions and let's just say they are not happy! Marjorie Taylor Greene attempts to look intelligent by challenging Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to a debate about the provisions of the controversial Green New Deal. We bring you the latest news from the Capitol Riot fallout which includes the leader of the Proud Boys getting arrested among others who were there, and there's plenty more where that came from! Meanwhile in Arizona, Cyber Ninja, the company behind the latest attempt to steal the 2020 election, is getting sued to prevent it from happening! In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, is celebrity lifestyle brand OneTaste a legitimate company or a super-secret sex cult? We'll let you be the judge! In our weekly visit tot he Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", right wing Christians have established a "Center For American Values" promoting the policies of the Former Guy, with his spiritual advisor Paula White as the leader! What could go wrong? In a new "Beating A Dead Horse" - a bizarre Op Ed in the Orlando Sentinel about "Woke Disney" is getting rightfully raked over the coals, so we imagine exactly what Woke Disney World would be like! And we debut a brand new segment - "The Top 10 World Of Sports" with our debut taking a look at the clusterfuck surrounding the failed FISA super league that crashed before it even started! We are going to have a special themed edition of People Are Dumb centering around gender reveal party fails! And there are lots of them to pick from! Finally it's time for Stupidest State! This week it's Round 2 Week 2 which means it's the Family Values Conference! #1 Indiana takes on #4 Arkansas! Who will pray their way to the top? Only one way to find out!
Live Musical Guest: None, unfortunately

Edition #10-13: 19 Federal Indictments... And Counting Edition (5/6/21)
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Live from the Observatory OC in Santa Ana! We recap Biden's historic address to a joint session of Congress on his first 100 days in office and of course the looming conservative idiocy that ensues! In New York City, the tables are turned on Trump's fixer Rudy Guiliani after his apartment gets raided by the FBI. Maybe he and Trump will be future cell mates? On Fox News, Tucker Carlson goes full on maskhole and suggests that those who are making children wear masks in public be treated the same as child abusers in a stunning level of evil. Meanwhile, reality TV star Josh Dugger, of the 1,000,000 children Duggar family is arrested by the FBI on counts of possessing child pornography! Quick, where's Q Anon when you need them? In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates - what is up with a possible computer chip shortage that is going to affect everything from PCs to cars to home appliances and beyond? This could potentially be devastating! In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", Christian crowdfunding sites are funding increasingly extreme and polarizing figures and our resident pastor is becoming very alarmed at what's going on in the dark web underground! We profile UFC president and noted conspiracy theorist Dana White, and equally batshit crazy UFC fight night host and podcaster Joe Rogan in a new edition of "This Fucking Guy". And in a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, after an Indiana mayor ordered an obscene anti-Biden flag removed from a property, Trump fans are going all in on declaring war on flags! What could possibly go wrong there? Plus in a new edition of "I Need A Drink", we get drunk and discuss the possibilities of plant-based beer after former Trump economic advisor Larry Kudlow makes a stunningly stupid remark! And finally it's time for Stupidest State! This week it's Round 2 Week 3 and it's time for the Batshit Conference Finals! #1 Georgia has been sitting atop the conference, but it looks like #4 Michigan is coming for them! Who will win or go home? It's getting exciting!
Live musical guest: None unfortunately.

Edition #10-14: The Trouble With Truthers Edition (5/13/21)
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Live from the Observatory OC in Santa Ana! We delve into bizarre claims made by a Capitol Rioter that addiction to Fox News is a disease and we're surprised, though not at all shocked, to find that he's probably right! Meanwhile the GOP is manipulating education to suppress ideas that slavery was bad and is even suggesting the opposite of what we fought an entire war that nearly destroyed the country for! Facebook upholds the ban on Trump's social media accounts and even bans his half-assed attempt to bypass a Twitter ban! Caitlyn Jenner gives a completely clueless interview on Fox News about stepping over homeless people on the way to her private airplane hanger. Cue the world's tiniest violin. In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates - we have to go into this bizarre story out of England - what was Boris Johnson's personal phone number doing as public domain for 15 years and nobody caught it? It's bizarre and there's more to it than meets the eye! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit" - far right religious conservatives are making some incredibly bizarre claims about genocide, so what's fueling it? We're going to go into some of the more batshit crazy claims! After passing laws declaring Nebraska to be a sanctuary state for gun rights, we're adding Nebraska's Pete Ricketts to the ever growing list of People Who Somehow Got Elected. In a new Conspiracy Corner, we're going to go through some of the nuttier claims about vaccines and well, anti-vaxxers reap what they sow! We also have a new People Are Dumb, because of course they are! Finally it's time for Stupidest State! This week it's Round 2 Week 4 and it's the Fiscal Irresponsibility Conference championships! #2 Wyoming goes for broke against #3 Nevada! One of these teams moves on to face Georgia in the Final Four, the other goes home!
Live Musical Guest: None, unfortunately

Edition #10-15: The Gang Creates The Gas Crisis Edition (5/20/21)
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Live from Observatory OC in Santa Ana! Liz Cheney has an independent thought on the increasing Trumpism of the Republican Partyl, causing conservatives everywhere to react and even go so far as to oust her from committees! In southern, conservative run states, a shutdown of a key oil pipeline caused by computer hacking causes mass panic among conservatives forcing them to panic buy gas and creates some major havoc! We also bring you the latest news from the January 6th insurrecition - was it a violent attempt to overthrow the United States government or just a harmless tourist visit? Never mind the feces smeareed on the walls and the makeshift gallows setup! Meanwhile, in Congress, Margorie Taylor Greene goes nuts and attacks Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and accuses her of supporting "terrorists" but who are the real terrorists in this picture? We'll let you be the judge! In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates - after Elon Musk bans cryptocurrency as a form of payment for new Tesla models, how bad is it for the enviorment? We will go beyond the headlines! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor is going to dig deep into conservative claims of self-fullfilling prophecies and those who claim to be prophets - they are both quite insane! After flouting national gun control laws and establishing Nebraska as a "sanctuary state for guns", we add Nebraska's Pete Ricketts (Q - Batshit) to the ever-growing list of People Who Somehow Got Elected. In a new Conspiracy Corner, our favorite theorists - Project Veritas are involved in a scandal going all the way through the upper ranks of the FBI! Will this finally be what brings them down? We can only hope! In a new "I Need A Drink" after the turmoil surrounding John Legend's wife Chrissy Teigan and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, is there anyone in the social media world who you can trust anymore? Finally it's time for Stupidest State 2021! This week it's the Final Four - #3 Nevada takes on #1 Georgia for the Layover League Championship, while #2 Texas takes on #4 Arkansas for the Flyover League Championship! One of these teams will become our 2021 Stupidest State!
Live Musical Guest: None, Unfortunately

Edition #10-16: Fear And Loathing In Orlando Edition (5/27/21)
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Live from Observatory OC Santa Ana! Season Finale! One of the biggest cronies of Rep. Matt Gaetz, Joel Greenberg, gets indicted in the ongoing sex scandal, and this could have some extremely bad implications for everyone involved! The war on abortion is heating up as the first major case going before Trump's SCOTUS that could be the biggest impact against Roe V Wade and we will see how they will vote on it! In Capitol Riot news, more and more conservatives are downplaying the far reaches of the Capitol Riot, which is why they're scared of Nancy Pelosi launching a probe into it! Meanwhile, in Arizona, we bring you the latest on the bizarre and completely unhinged audit and of course, Former Guy has an opinion on that. In our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates - what is Critical Race Theory and why should you care about it? Well we'll let you be the judge! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit" - religion could make or break mass vaccination efforts and we will be bringing you the latest insanity from the right! And in a new Beating A Dead Horse - Tucker Carlson and conservatives take on the CDC and public health guidelines regarding chickens and it comes back to bite them in the ass hard! Plus in a new edition of Conspiracy Corner - rural conservatives are fed up with Oregon and considering joining Idaho to form a new state, and it's certifiably insane. We also have a new special edition of People Are Dumb with fails highlighting people's use and abuse of Tesla's controversial auto piloting system! Finally it's time for the Stupidest State 2021 Grand Finale! It's the championship match! Georgia. Texas. One of these two teams will win it all! We will have the game, the trophy presentation, the closing ceremonies, and of course One Shining Moment!
Live Musical Guest: Foo Fighters

Best Of #16: The Best Of Season 10: The End Of An Error Edition (6/10/17)
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Best Of Edition! From Idiots #10-5, we examine the death of Rush Limbaugh and what an awful, disgusting, slimebag of a human he was and the hateful legacy he leaves behind. From Idiots #10-3, after Kenosha Killer Kyle Rittenhouse goes missing before he's supposed to be appearing before a judge, we play a game of Where In The World Is Kyle Rittenhouse? From Idiots #10-1, we take a look at the latest round of Capitol Rioters to get busted and it's painting a very grim picture of what actually happened on that day. From Idiots #10-7, we play a game of Is It Racist? (spoiler alert: probably) after Papa John's founder John Schnatter has an absolutely batshit crazy reason why he keeps using the N word. From Idiots #10-10, our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, takes a look at one of the dumbest blunders from the Trump administration - how did a small mom and pop pizza joint in Verona, Italy get mistaken for an international oil conglomerate? We don't know, but we can't wait for the movie! From Idiots #10-11, our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor has some fun with the Jim Bakker show and takes a look at the best worst guests on it! From Idiots #10-12, our pop culture segment "Beating A Dead Horse" takes a look at a truly bizarre op ed in the Orlando Sentinel blasting Disney's "Woke" outlook on theme parks, but we really think this guy has serious racism issues. From Idiots #10-13, our segment on the latest in tin foil hat nuttery, Conspiracy Corner, takes a look at pro-Trump flags, and the war on them may be coming to your own backyard! From Idiots #10-9, in "I Need A Drink", we take a look at what happened when podcaster and former radio host Jensen Karp found a pair of shrimp tails in his breakfast cereal, and it was absolute and total chaos! Finally from Idiots #10-6, we have my favorite Idiots of the year - Stupidest State Selection Sunday! We have all of the states, stats, odds, and info to fill your brackets! New teams and old favorites abound!
Musical Guest: Foo Fighters

Best Of #17: Viewer Mailbag Best Of #3 Edition
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Viewer Mailbag Best Of! From Idiots #6-2, we take a look back at that time when Trump served a championship college football team with a buffet consisting of Big Macs and Domino's Pizza, because he's classy like that. From Idiots #4-4, we take a look at when Devin Nunes had a secret society that was called "Secret Society". From Idiots #3-14, Alex Jones has a bizarre theory on why Trump sounds and acts the way he does - it's because someone drugged his drink! Well, no. From Idiots #6-7 - We're All Gonna Die examines what could possibly have the potential to kill more people in California - an earthquake or a tropical storm? A little from column A, a little from column B. From Idiots #5-19, our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, takes a look at when Trump attempted to broker a deal to bring a Foxconn plant to rural Wisconsin - and failed miserably! We have an unaired Holy Shit that got bumped from Idiots #10-14 - why is gun worship a thing? Yes it is a thing and it's growing in popularity! We also have a new "This Fucking Guy" - we profile Hindu "godman" Nithyananda and other extremely rapey and horrible holier than thou people from the Indian subcontinent! From Idiots #8-18, our segment on conspiracy theories, Conspiracy Corner, why are conservatives attempting to discredit vaccine use? Well don't say we didn't see this one coming! From From Idiots #7-22 - our segment "I Need A Drink" takes a look at the German combination of Christmas and Halloween, called "Krampus" and it's gaining in popularity! Finally from Idiots #5-17, our segment that explains how government works to conspiracy theorists, "Deep State Diaries" takes a look at the one and only FBI!
Musical guest: None unfortunately

Best Of #18: Viewer Mailbag Best Of #4 Edition
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Hybrid Best Of / New Material edition! From Idiots #9-2, Trump holds a rally in the middle of a pandemic and it turns out to be the disaster that everyone expected! From Idiots #3-4, our two favorite OAN idiots - Mike Cernovich and Jack Posobiec, in conjunction with Alex Jones, get caught paying protestors. From Idiots #5-1, Trump disinvites the Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles to the White House, because they still have raging anger issues over the anthem kneeling controversy. From Idiots #7-7, we remember that time the heartless assholes at 4chan were not only allegedly responsible for, but openly mocked the death of a teenage influencer. From Idiots #8-4, our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, takes a look at a bizarre claim from Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos that he got hacked by the Saudis. Or did he? We have an unaired Holy Shit - Lee "God Bless The USA" Greenwood published his own version of the Bible that includes the Constitution and America First mantra. Yeah that is not going to win new converts! We also have an unaired "Beating A Dead Horse" - why is Lin Manuel Miranda getting shit for an alleged lack of diversity in his new movie "In The Heights"? Well it's insane. We also have a brand new Conspiracy Corner - Governor Abbott of Texas wants to defy Biden and finish building the border wall anyways. Can we make it an electric fence instead? We also have a brand new People Are Dumb! And from Idiots #7-17: Our segment on the campaign trail, Keeping Up With The Candidates, takes a look at Tulsi Gabbard's bizarre feud with Hillary Clinton, and it backfires on her!
Musical guest: None unfortunately

[burrowowl]

1. Yay welcome back

[Top 10 Idiots]

2. Season is complete! Here is the list!