Need a hat like that for this upcoming 4th of July.

Looks like somebody already thought of that...the Intertubes is a wondrous thing. Sometimes.

Now. Make it so.

In the spirit of "compassionate conservatism," I'm not going to mention how puny Dirty Donny*s republican trophy is by comparison. That would be, like, so petty and mean.

* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

that will lead to widespread death and destruction to divert attention from his lies, corruption, and treason?

Asking for a friend.

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In the annals of human relationship, it is, I suspect, noteworthy that Cohen testified yesterday that he liked and respected Melania, but that he passionately regretted having to LIE to her about Dirty Donny*s ADULTEROUS republican affairs. The republican family-values role model Dirty Donny* made his longtime fixer, Cohen, lie to his wife about his routine, habitual f*cking around behind her back.

Put yourself in her $1,500 Manolo Blahnik spike heels for a minute, and imagine how you would feel about that skanky scrap of testimony broadcast before the entire world. I'd bet a cup of vinegar that it registered KICKASS on the piss-me-off marital scale.



* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

This would be a good epitaph for the tombstone of the republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief, Comrade Dirty Donny (R)

As tweeted this AM
Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT 1

“He is capable of behaving kindly, but he is not kind. He is capable of committing acts of generosity, but he is not generous. He is capable of being loyal, but he is fundamentally disloyal.”

"I have come back from THE BEYOND to root out and defeat the KGOP republican enemies of truth, justice, freedom, and The American Way. The profound harm they are doing to America cannot be tolerated. Therefore, I have climbed out of my cozy crypt, and will henceforth haunt by day and by night the KGOP's Comrade Dirty Donny, aka the deceitful and ignoble republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief." - Zombie Stassen (WD)

Oh, wait, my bad. That's not really happening. I guess I was dreaming. Unless, I wonder, you don't suppose it was all a big, fat, stinking republican lie from the git-go?

Instead republicans are going to make you (Mr. & Ms. Hard-working, Tax-paying Citizen of the USA) pay for the stupid, ugly, evil, needless republican wall that will keep the money flowing to russian mobsters.

Ha ha, we've all been suckered again by the republicans and the lies of their casino-hustling, republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief. Ha ha. What stupid suckers we American taxpayers are. Guess we'll all just need to be "good sports" about it.