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Thu Feb 28, 2019, 03:57 PM

Betcha Melania has a rolling pin ready for Dirty Donny's homecoming

In the annals of human relationship, it is, I suspect, noteworthy that Cohen testified yesterday that he liked and respected Melania, but that he passionately regretted having to LIE to her about Dirty Donny*s ADULTEROUS republican affairs. The republican family-values role model Dirty Donny* made his longtime fixer, Cohen, lie to his wife about his routine, habitual f*cking around behind her back.

Put yourself in her $1,500 Manolo Blahnik spike heels for a minute, and imagine how you would feel about that skanky scrap of testimony broadcast before the entire world. I'd bet a cup of vinegar that it registered KICKASS on the piss-me-off marital scale.



* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

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Reply Betcha Melania has a rolling pin ready for Dirty Donny's homecoming (Original post)
Achilleaze Feb 2019 OP
no_hypocrisy Feb 2019 #1
Adrahil Feb 2019 #2
Old Vet Feb 2019 #12
Aristus Feb 2019 #3
CDerekGo Feb 2019 #4
Ohiogal Feb 2019 #5
gratuitous Feb 2019 #6
Achilleaze Feb 2019 #7
Hermit-The-Prog Feb 2019 #10
sfwriter Feb 2019 #14
crazycatlady Feb 2019 #8
Wellstone ruled Feb 2019 #9
GoCubsGo Feb 2019 #11
csziggy Feb 2019 #13
GeorgeGist Feb 2019 #15
Takket Feb 2019 #16
Achilleaze Mar 2019 #17
smirkymonkey Mar 2019 #18
Grammy23 Mar 2019 #19

Response to Achilleaze (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 04:02 PM

1. She's known about it for a long time.

Cohen didn't introduce her to new facts.

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Response to Achilleaze (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 04:04 PM

2. Nah. She distracts herself...

 

... by counting the money.

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Response to Adrahil (Reply #2)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 04:47 PM

12. Bingo, She knows what a scum bag he is...Its all about the money$$$$$$$$$$

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Response to Achilleaze (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 04:04 PM

3. She will endure any humiliation in order to get her hands on whatever loot he has left when he dies.

Talk about soulless...

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Response to Achilleaze (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 04:05 PM

4. She'll just 'slap' away his hand, one more time

Betting the pre-nup is so airtight with mannequin HOTUS, she knows she has no where to run

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Response to Achilleaze (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 04:06 PM

5. I'm going out on a limb here

and saying I don’t think she cares. She married him for his money, had a kid with him for insurance, and probably couldn’t care less what he does with himself as long as she’s got her money. Their relationship surely seems to be devoid of any affection, as far as I can tell. I doubt they spend much time together at all.

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Response to Ohiogal (Reply #5)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 04:11 PM

6. I agree

On the other hand, if she does care at all about being cheated on, Melania doesn't strike me as the rolling pin type; too easy to break a nail. She'd opt for the big goon hiding behind the door to jump out and kick Donald's pasty white rump-ah.

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Response to Ohiogal (Reply #5)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 04:11 PM

7. Maybe she doesn't care that he's a serial liar and adulterer, but...

having that fact broadcast around the world has gotta sting. And Cohen obviously felt very deeply about having to lie to her about the republican misleader's slimey adultery. That intensity of feeling made a deep impression on many people. Melania is likely among them.

I mean, it's embarassing, never mind the heart hurt.

Meanwhile, her HUSBAND, the republican Draft-Dodger-in-Cheif and republican FAMILY VALUES ROLE MODEL, is coming home empty-handed. He failed when he finally got to Vietnam. He FAILED bigly. He's got nothing to show. And Melania is waiting.

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Response to Ohiogal (Reply #5)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 04:41 PM

10. Putin doesn't hire handlers who care

She may get a bonus for this extra duty, however.

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Response to Ohiogal (Reply #5)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 04:54 PM

14. Now if the MONEY cheated on her...

 

...then she’d be pissed.

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Response to Achilleaze (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 04:22 PM

8. he cheated on her while pregnant

That kid is now in middle school. This is not news to her.

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Response to Achilleaze (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 04:35 PM

9. She was well paid to hang around.

Her Inaugural company walked away with 26 million.

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Response to Achilleaze (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 04:42 PM

11. Like she doesn't have a few men on the side...

She's probably screwing around on him, too. Had he not stolen the White House, she would have dumped him already.

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Response to Achilleaze (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 04:52 PM

13. She slept with him when he cheated on his wife #2

So she's known what he is since she met him. She probably doesn't care.

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Response to Achilleaze (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 09:58 PM

15. I doubt it.

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Response to Achilleaze (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 10:02 PM

16. nah, she's not in this for love, she is in it for money and power......

"I really don't care, do you?" was her message to the world.

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Response to Achilleaze (Original post)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 06:38 AM

17. A question of logic: If Melania didn't care about Dirty Donny's skeazy ADULTERY

then why would republican demigod Dirty Donny* make his republican FIXER, Cohen, lie to her?

* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief & family-values role model for wee, adorable as-yet-unformed republican tots.

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Response to Achilleaze (Original post)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 06:57 AM

18. I doubt very much that she cares about him on a personal level.

If anything, she would be angry at the humiliation, but nothing more. She doesn't care for him, she is only interested in his money.

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Response to smirkymonkey (Reply #18)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 07:08 AM

19. This.


It’s all about the money. She’s been humiliated before. She will be again. But she will stand to get her carefully manicured hands on a tidy sum. Or she was supposed to. That was her original plan. Who knows how much will be left after Mueller, Congress and SDNY get through with him?

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