Descartes on the town

Descartes takes his date, Jeanne, to a restaurant for her birthday. The sommelier hands them the wine list, and Jeanne asks to order the most expensive Burgundy on the list. “I think not!” exclaims an indignant Descartes, and he disappears.

NBC Just Called it for Hobbs!

MSNBC HOBBS update.

After Maricopa vote batch Hobbs is up 20,000 votes.

Looks good.

Hey Georgia DUers.

You guys can’t vote on Saturday before the election because of traitorous Robert E. Lee’s Birthday.

Tell me this is the Onion, pleassse.

What do you call a wolf who practices mindfulness?

A self-aware wolf.

Once I got to know a librarian

at my local branch. We would talk about every day events when I checked out books.

I must have gotten real comfortable because once I was checking out a stack of books and she pointed at one and said “that’s trash.”

Didn’t offend me. I laughed my ass off.

Librarian judgement. Silent or not, it’s a thing.

Zeno's chicken crossed the road for what reason?

To prove it couldn't get to the other side.

Ron Burgundy saw News Reader Toxic Lake Coming

I recently read

that "the growth of knowledge depends upon disagreement."

-Karl Popper

I disagree.

Bats are fed up!

They are heard using the term MAGAshit Crazy recently.