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kairos12's Journal
kairos12's Journal
May 26, 2024

I bought a head of lettuce from

a small grocery store called the Mammas and the Papas.

I didn't eat it because all the leaves were brown.

May 21, 2024

It's logical that Mar De Corrupto Chump would bring to

NYC his own Red Tied.

May 21, 2024

I expect Chump will explain

his evasion of testimony is based on boner spurs.

May 20, 2024

In order to keep the peace in

a family divided over politics one blue state cousin agreed to take his MAGA cousin out for dinner. After they order the MAGA cousin remarked about how the nice the place was. The Blue Stater responded "yeah they have great food, but you also pay for the ambiance."

The MAGA cousin, "wait, I never heard a siren."

May 20, 2024

Chump is the ultimate "hold me back"

"hold my coat" guy.

Hold me back Blanche.

May 20, 2024

Noah was standing

at the bottom of the ark watching his animals descend. All was well.

Suddenly, he noticed the two snakes looking very nervous.

He asked “what was the matter?”The snakes responded we heard God said, “be fruitful and multiply.
Noah responded, “yes, that’s true, what’s the problem?”

The snakes answered, “we’re Adders.”

May 19, 2024

One day

a möbius strip walked into a bar looking sad.

The bartender asked “what’s the problem?”

The möbius strip responded “I don’t know where to begin.”

May 19, 2024

If, as I have read,

"For the love of money is a root of all evil," why do all the Swaggert/Baker/Osteen types spending all the time banging the tin pan for more?

I know, replacing Mercedes and private jet ain't cheap.

May 18, 2024

Maybe we should just refer to the true believer MAGA crazies as

having done the "full Alito."

May 17, 2024

MAGA Logic.

Obama tan suit.

Alito Flag.


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