March 13, 2013

Saw this on Huff Post and I had to share...

A snoring dog that sounds like Donald Duck!




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I wish I could sleep like that.

March 11, 2013

OMG! The big 3-0-0!...

And it only took 8 months!

Thank you, thank you all!

SO... What do I win?

March 11, 2013

Lime in the coconut...

For your Monday afternoon listening pleasure.


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March 9, 2013

It's Mine...

If I like it, it's mine.
If it's in my hand, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it's mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in any way.
If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
If I saw it first, it's mine.
If you are using something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If it's broken, it's yours.

The Toddlers Rules of Possession

March 9, 2013

What's to do at a rennaisance fair?

I just got invited to one in Deerfield Beach, Fl.
What is there to do? Besides watching a bunch of People dressing up like it's 1972 and saying "M'Lady" to all the chicks?

March 8, 2013

IMHO the greatest monologue in movie history...(NSFW)

Dennis Hopper in True Romance
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When you know your time has come, might as well go out in style.

March 7, 2013

Just what I need after a shitty day at work...

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The third verse is appropriate for my current mood.

March 6, 2013

Okay friends and fans- I need some help...

I'm going to this bash for St. Patrick's day and I need some good limericks for some prize money.
Anybody know any good limericks?
I tried this post on Friday and got crickets.
If I win I'll mention who posted the winning limerick AND I'll split the prize money

February 28, 2013

Calling all poets!

I heard a great limerick today and wanted to share.

There once was a man named McQueen,
Who invented a wanking machine.
Concave and convex,
To fit either sex,
And remarkably easy to clean.




Anybody else got a good one?

February 27, 2013

A question for the Trekkies...

Who was the better Captain? Kirk or Picard?
I'll say Kirk. He took on a Greek God. And won.