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Callmecrazy

(3,065 posts) Thu Feb 28, 2013, 07:27 PM Feb 2013

Calling all poets!

I heard a great limerick today and wanted to share.

There once was a man named McQueen,
Who invented a wanking machine.
Concave and convex,
To fit either sex,
And remarkably easy to clean.

Anybody else got a good one?

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Calling all poets! (Original Post) Callmecrazy Feb 2013 OP

I don't have one off the top of my head, LeftofObama Feb 2013 #1

I'l take two, please. n/t angstlessk Feb 2013 #2

Okay, here's number two... Callmecrazy Feb 2013 #3

ok, ok, ok...I will..I will I will angstlessk Feb 2013 #4

I want one! In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #5

LeftofObama

(4,243 posts)

1. I don't have one off the top of my head,

Reply to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2013, 07:48 PM

Feb 2013

but I'm sure someone will come along soon with one from the "Nantucket" series.

angstlessk

(11,862 posts)

2. I'l take two, please. n/t

Reply to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2013, 07:52 PM

Feb 2013

Callmecrazy

(3,065 posts)

3. Okay, here's number two...

Reply to angstlessk (Reply #2)

Thu Feb 28, 2013, 08:00 PM

Feb 2013

There once was a woman named Toon,
Who met a man by the light of the moon.
And all night as they played,
Lovely music was made,
For the man kept his organ in Toon.