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Callmecrazy

(3,065 posts) Tue Mar 5, 2013, 08:21 PM Mar 2013

Okay friends and fans- I need some help...

I'm going to this bash for St. Patrick's day and I need some good limericks for some prize money.
Anybody know any good limericks?
I tried this post on Friday and got crickets.
If I win I'll mention who posted the winning limerick AND I'll split the prize money

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Okay friends and fans- I need some help... (Original Post) Callmecrazy Mar 2013 OP

There once was a man name of Skinner ... Scuba Mar 2013 #1

lol In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #4

Good start Callmecrazy Mar 2013 #5

You'll probably get kicked out for this... pipi_k Mar 2013 #2

nice . . . sending CMC a PPR type of post! In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #6

That's great! Callmecrazy Mar 2013 #3

There once was a man from Nantucket... talkingmime Mar 2013 #7

There was a young man from Kent Frosty1 Mar 2013 #8

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

1. There once was a man name of Skinner ...

Reply to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 08:25 PM

Mar 2013

Who took a fair lass out to dinner.
At a quarter past nine,
They sat down to dine.
At a quarter past ten,
It was in her.

The dinner, not Skinner, you sinner.

He was no beginner,
He was in her before dinner.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

4. lol

Reply to Scuba (Reply #1)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 08:34 PM

Mar 2013

Callmecrazy

(3,065 posts)

5. Good start

Reply to Scuba (Reply #1)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 08:34 PM

Mar 2013

pipi_k

(21,020 posts)

2. You'll probably get kicked out for this...

Reply to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 08:32 PM

Mar 2013

but:

There was a young Statesman named Smutz,

Whose shit was all stuck in his guts,

He farted a blast,

Left his hearers aghast,

Yet nothing emerged but some nuts.

(The only limerick I actually remember from a giant book of them I used to own)