BREAKING: Krasnov's arrival at Gourmet Golf gets flat tire

WATCH: President Trumps arrival at LIV Golf event delayed by flat tire

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/golf/watch-president-trumps-arrival-at-liv-golf-event-delayed-by-flat-tire/ar-AA1Cj1WD

Krasnov - Putin limerick - by Garrison Keillor

Was Donald J. Trump a recruit in
The Russians’ quest for a route in-
To the Oval Office
By way of a novice?
Trump pooh-poohs it: pooh-Putin.

https://open.substack.com/pub/garrisonkeillor/p/my-weekly-walk-to-church-and-back?r=6lra7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

Why no tariffs on Russia?

Does Krasnov (R-Felon) have a special thing going on with Pooty?

Asking for my fellow proles.

NYT story asking the same Big Question
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/03/business/economy/russia-us-tariffs-trump.html

Go Cory, Go Cory, Go Cory go

go go go

Yppah Lirpa Sloof Yad!

Gourmet golf for billionaires? OR Meals on Wheels for sick elders?

Don't worry your pretty little American citizen head. The G.O.P. has made the decision for you.

"Sit down, shut up, and keep sending the GOP your tax dollars and your generous 'Social Security for Billionaire Tax Cuts' donations, you stupid suckers and losers." - King Krasnov (R-Felon) & G.O.Pee Kompanee, Inc. (R)

King Krasnov the Klawbacker (R)

is gonna clawback all the money we American people paid into SS every single working day of our lives.

G.O.P. steps up its persecution of Christ

G.O.P. proposes new federal holiday: Krasnovmas

It will replace Christmas because as everyone knows the libs ruined that with their "Happy Holidays" blasphemy.

So start saving now so you can send your Social Security Check and a generous Tribute
to the Krasnov Forever Gala G.O.P. Foundation.

Non-worshippers will be insulted, and then deported, so don't fret your silly little heads about that.

You could be enjoying a luxury $3-mil taxpayer-funded golf party

this weekend. If only you were republicon 'royalty', giddily pissing on US proles.

Instead, you're just another sucker American taxpayer,
funding the Gourmet Play Dates of Rich and Greedy republicons.

Too bad you're not a republicon billionaire with your mouth clamped on the public tit.
As the G.O.P. Elities will gladly tell you: it's your own damn fault that you don't
have the megabucks to belong to the exclusive G.O.P. FratBoys Billionaire Klube