Bob Boudelang Explains the Debates

[MrBenchley]

"Well, what can I say about Our Great President and His Great Debate that even you do not already know for yourself? Other than that now you know what somebody who is not ready or deserving of high office looks like when he is caught unprepared without facts or good arguments and nothing but a few tired talking points to fall back on.
And you know who I mean. So stop saying that!!
George W. showed last night why he was the next Winfred Churchill last night, all right. It was not just that he won the debate so overwelmingly, but the way he deafly got across the message about sending mixed messages. It was another cakewalk, just like his triumph in Iraq has been a cakewalk if you do not count all the dying and blood and the like. "

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/04/112.html

[wishlist]

1. Funny stuff!!!

Thanks- loved it

[MrBenchley]

6. Thanks.

The final stumbling days of pResident Twitchy promise to provide lots of material. Who would have guessed he'd pout and get peevish in public because Osama Bin Laden was mentioned?

[Bunny]

2. Mr. B, you sure have a way with words!

:bounce:

[MrBenchley]

5. I fell off my chair when pResident Toot said "vociferous"

"He forgot Poland!"

Jeeze, it was like watching Crazy Guggenheim--how about when he demanded a rebuttal...and then couldn't think of anything to say?

When he had the press conference with Allawi, somebody asked him if he was being disingenuous, and he said "Right."

[Bunny]

7. He's not the brightest pebble on the beach, is he? n/t

[MrBenchley]

8. This is in another thread....

Not only is he stupid as shit, but photoshop isn't needed to make pResident Twitchy look like an imbecile...

[Stew225]

3. this guy has a unique and clever

schtick. Very creative. Of course, the cult will believe him verbatim.

[MrBenchley]

4. Thanks, I think....

[JitterbugPerfume]

9. I swear

I think Bob was a neighbor of mine back in "82

[MrBenchley]

10. The spooky thing about "Bob"

is that no matter how ignorant, illiterate or devoid of reason I try to make Bob, there's usually some right winger even more ignorant, illiterate or devoid of reason.

Right now on the Delphi forums there's some idiot desperately trying to convince a forum I hang out at that it was "unfair" to expect a President of the US to stay up past 9:30 pm.

[Bunny]

11. Well, it IS unfair.

Don't you know that Presidentin' is hard work? He works hard at giving his love, so he should not be expected to stay up past 9:00 PM. It's hard work, damnit!

[MrBenchley]

12. The correct form of the verb is presidentialin'

LOL!