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Lordquinton

(7,886 posts) Wed May 27, 2015, 04:11 PM May 2015

what would you do if you were the devil? [View all]

It seems that god is powerless to do much of anything, but the devil is still around and kicking, with all the divine power we don't see from god anymore.

I'd give the opressed the power and means to fight their oppressors.... Wait they say the devil is doing that already, god dammit!

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what would you do if you were the devil? [View all] Lordquinton May 2015 OP

Hire better PR people... -eom gcomeau May 2015 #1

Schedule a vacation, because apparently he's really, really, REALLY busy... truebrit71 May 2015 #2

Keep doing what pisses god off. trotsky May 2015 #3

Learn Dick Cheney's whereabouts MissDeeds May 2015 #4

Change my name to Dick Cheney TheCowsCameHome May 2015 #5

Write better music. Act_of_Reparation May 2015 #6

If I was an evil devil I would... LostOne4Ever May 2015 #7

If you can't say something good about someone Fumesucker May 2015 #13

well played Lordquinton May 2015 #17

1. kill god. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #8

If I were the devil, I wouldn't exist. AtheistCrusader May 2015 #9

Make the mets opponents lose their games. hrmjustin May 2015 #10

Vote Republican. xfundy May 2015 #11

I would go up against ISIS. Curmudgeoness May 2015 #12

Encourage religiosity DavidDvorkin May 2015 #14

Share all the knowledge. Iggo May 2015 #15

all of it Lordquinton May 2015 #16

Yes. beam me up scottie May 2015 #18