Why do dads sneeze so loud?

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3. The loudest sneezer I know is a woman.

Granted I think she plays it up more than is necessary (and for some reason doesn't seem to think covering her nose is a good idea), but you can hear her from the other side of the office floor.

I have very physical sneezes, sometimes to the point that I feel my back crack when I sneeze, but I do everything I can to muffle the sound by using the crook of my arm or a kleenex to stifle the sound.