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Mon May 18, 2015, 03:47 PM

 

Why do dads sneeze so loud?

Why do

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Reply Why do dads sneeze so loud? (Original post)
rug May 2015 OP
discntnt_irny_srcsm May 2015 #1
applegrove May 2015 #2
mythology May 2015 #3
Eleanors38 May 2015 #5
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Response to rug (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2015, 04:07 PM

1. Every time I blow my nose...

...dozens of love sick geese fly and hit the building I'm standing in.
I can't imagine why.

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Response to rug (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2015, 04:21 PM

2. I have my dad's loud sneeze....and his feet. Not very ladylike

but they do their job well. And that is what they are for. I'm a function over esthetics person.

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Response to rug (Original post)

Tue May 19, 2015, 11:09 PM

3. The loudest sneezer I know is a woman.

 

Granted I think she plays it up more than is necessary (and for some reason doesn't seem to think covering her nose is a good idea), but you can hear her from the other side of the office floor.

I have very physical sneezes, sometimes to the point that I feel my back crack when I sneeze, but I do everything I can to muffle the sound by using the crook of my arm or a kleenex to stifle the sound.

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Response to mythology (Reply #3)

Fri May 22, 2015, 01:52 PM

5. Indeed. In the upper mid-range, it's like a shotgun blast under a tin roof.

 

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Response to rug (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2015, 01:50 PM

4. To hide the equally loud fart they let.

 

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