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In reply to the discussion: Post the punch line of a joke and see if anyone knows what joke it's from without using Google [View all]TomSlick
(11,098 posts)65. I'm afraid that your husband and I are about the same age.
Fortunately for both of us, our sweethearts laughed at our jokes. More fortunately for both of us, our sweethearts from fifty years ago stayed with us.
Thank you for reminding me how lucky I am.
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Post the punch line of a joke and see if anyone knows what joke it's from without using Google [View all]
red dog 1
Sep 2019
OP
honestly, i would have to reconstruct it to tell it. it was just an inside joke in the family
mopinko
Nov 2019
#208
In one scene from "Men in Black" Tommy Lee Jones said those exact words and then laughed.
red dog 1
Sep 2019
#71
Very good! Long, long joke--must be drawn out. Doorbell ringing and ringing. Guy in shower, but door
emmaverybo
Oct 2019
#128
Different versions. My version told to my by an Irish story-teller type who drew it out. I was
emmaverybo
Nov 2019
#184
An old bull and a young bull are standing on a hillside, looking down at a bunch of cows
red dog 1
Sep 2019
#48
Upon reflection, I think the old bull said: "No, son..We'll walk down there and fuck 'em all!"
red dog 1
Sep 2019
#69
My mother in law to be told me that 5 minutes after I met her for the first time. nt
LAS14
Dec 2019
#220
Okay here's some help: spoken by GWB during a briefing on the Iraq war n/t
discntnt_irny_srcsm
Sep 2019
#94
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel coming out of his pants..
MatthewHatesTrump2
Nov 2019
#168
A rich man and a poor man had the same wedding anniversary date; and they would meet each other
MatthewHatesTrump2
Oct 2019
#116
"I used to say 'fuck you' all the time, now I just smile and say 'how nice'..."
regnaD kciN
Oct 2019
#126
"I told them I was President Trump's driver and that I killed the pig!"
MatthewHatesTrump2
Nov 2019
#171
The late and much missed Annette Apollo (Old Leftie Lawyer, Tangerine LaBamba)
rzemanfl
Nov 2019
#176
"One is assaulting with intent to kill, the other is killing with intent to salt."
red dog 1
Jan 2020
#263