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GReedDiamond

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102. I had poured the dirty bong water into a glass...

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 11:24 PM

Jun 2019

...refilled the bong with clean water, forgot about the glass of bong water, and, most likely being, as they say, "stoned," sometime later just picked up the glass and took a swig.

Fortunately, I did not swallow the bong water, and still never have since.

I guess you could say I have evolved.

ON EDIT: I just want to reiterate that the geoduck was WAY worse than the bong water.

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What's the worst thing you've ever had in your mouth? [View all] ProudLib72 Jun 2019 OP

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Not supposed to siphon people's gas, Shred! mr_lebowski Jun 2019 #2

Damn SHRED Jun 2019 #3

Vomit, laced with Cuervo and Jack-In-The-Box (nt) mr_lebowski Jun 2019 #4

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One St Patrick's Day, when I was just a little underage and my friends were not ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #14

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I lived up there for my first 40 years dixiegrrrrl Jun 2019 #11

I love Brady's Oyster house. Doreen Jun 2019 #24

I've managed to live in the PNW for 12 years without ever touching an oyster.... :) nt trev Jun 2019 #133

I think I have you beat. drm604 Jun 2019 #8

That is nasty! ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #12

I spit it out. drm604 Jun 2019 #16

Oh thank God it wasn't the alternative! ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #17

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My foot. dixiegrrrrl Jun 2019 #13

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I don't think it has ever happened but I have had nightmares about glass in my mouth. gordianot Jun 2019 #18

I have had that nightmare frequently as well. smirkymonkey Jun 2019 #67

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Unleaded gasoline. MrScorpio Jun 2019 #20

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Some hot sauce that damn near made me pass out. KY_EnviroGuy Jun 2019 #22

Liver. Doreen Jun 2019 #23

I can't think of his name. eShirl Jun 2019 #25

. LuckyCharms Jun 2019 #37

It took you all 25 posts? gratuitous Jun 2019 #51

Same here. AnnieBW Jun 2019 #87

Touche! smirkymonkey Jun 2019 #68

You know I was going to go there too but I decided against it tymorial Jun 2019 #77

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Jerky Cartoonist Jun 2019 #26

That's the stuff of nightmares. ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #38

Not to worry about it Cartoonist Jun 2019 #46

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It was college. My experimental phase. He seemed nice. Funtatlaguy Jun 2019 #27

Vegemite, tho grossest thing on gods green earth. Nt The Figment Jun 2019 #28

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It's strange stuff for sure, but sometimes I get a hankering for some ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #39

Yes--it's very reminiscent of that iron-supplement tablet I bit into.... lastlib Jun 2019 #139

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off/bad Uni , I had it in my mouth for seconds and I can tast is now after ten years . stonecutter357 Jun 2019 #33

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Barf! ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #41

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Bugs and rodent droppings! ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #49

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Creamed yellow squash. Aristus Jun 2019 #43

Wisdom teeth Shrek Jun 2019 #44

I don't know about that. I had mind pulled in my early 20s ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #50

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That made me giggle! FM123 Jun 2019 #61

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Took my dog to training classes ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #74

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A biscuit wouldn't be horrible, but a stinky meat based treat?! ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #93

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What was it like? ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #58

Salty and bitter njhoneybadger Jun 2019 #94

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When I was a kid, I grabbed a snorkel from a nail on our back porch. Jane Austin Jun 2019 #57

When my sister was little, she voluntarily stuffed her mouth with rolly pollies ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #59

A piece of glass. FM123 Jun 2019 #60

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Brake fluid MichMan Jun 2019 #64

Didn't you have a tube connected to it? ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #79

It was a tossup between sea urchin sushi and veal sweetbreads. smirkymonkey Jun 2019 #69

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Ummm ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #82

Beef Bourgogne when the sauce just doesn't have that correct consistently. defacto7 Jun 2019 #72

Lamb chops with chunky mint sauce or mint sauce that is too runny! ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #83

OMG, I just plotzed. defacto7 Jun 2019 #143

Lutefisk. NNadir Jun 2019 #73

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Scotch whiskey and bourbon CTyankee Jun 2019 #75

Durian fruit. Wretched stuff. CentralMass Jun 2019 #76

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Liquid potassium. Frustratedlady Jun 2019 #81

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Changing little boy's diaper.... dawg day Jun 2019 #84

Cancer on the tongue. Surgeon had to cut on it 3 times.. Stuart G Jun 2019 #86

Chitterlings, or "chitlins," to give it the proper Southern pronunciation Glorfindel Jun 2019 #91

Oh man, I went out to eat with some people when I was in Lithuania ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #98

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Bong water...or maybe geoduck... GReedDiamond Jun 2019 #99

Who dared you to drink bong water? ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #100

I had poured the dirty bong water into a glass... GReedDiamond Jun 2019 #102

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Exactly ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #107

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The name trump MLAA Jun 2019 #105

Yep, even as a curse it is befouling.... RockRaven Jun 2019 #119

🥵🤢🤬🤮💩 MLAA Jun 2019 #122

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OK - You Win!!! nt GReedDiamond Jun 2019 #114

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Well, you were nutty for trying them! ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #135

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An iron-supplement tablet my sister gave me when I was 12..... lastlib Jun 2019 #137

Ayahuasca shanny Jun 2019 #141

My dog's tongue. Kablooie Jun 2019 #142

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HaHa TuxedoKat Jun 2019 #164

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That was a dirty trick your mom played on you ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #149

no argument from me there. I have told it many times too. nt yellowdogintexas Jun 2019 #150

An angry hornet -n/t Freelancer Jun 2019 #151

A piece of anchovy contaminating the piece of pizza I bit into. 50 Shades Of Blue Jun 2019 #152

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SHUDDER!!!! Literally cringeing! 50 Shades Of Blue Jun 2019 #160

I accidentally got a mouthful of my piss once. Harker Jun 2019 #153

Okra. It's a vegetable that finishes in your mouth Codeine Jun 2019 #155

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