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Mon Jun 17, 2019, 12:51 AM

What's the worst thing you've ever had in your mouth?

It doesn't have to be food, but it could be.

Mine would be gear oil. The smell alone is enough to make you gag.
Foodwise, I would have to say an oyster. Come to think of it, I would rather have gear oil than an oyster!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 12:54 AM

1. Gasoline

 

It really infiltrated my mouth quickly.
So gross.

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Response to SHRED (Reply #1)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 12:55 AM

2. Not supposed to siphon people's gas, Shred!

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #2)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 12:56 AM

3. Damn

 

I knew it was wrong of me.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 12:59 AM

4. Vomit, laced with Cuervo and Jack-In-The-Box (nt)

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 01:27 AM

7. I've been there a few times. Just never with Jack in the Box

Usually pizza.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #7)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 01:29 AM

10. I haven't hurled a lot of times from drinking (which is odd since I'm a raging alcoholic)

Err, then again, maybe it's not odd ...

Anyways, I damn sure remember the very small handful of tequila times ... it's particularly bad coming back up ... way worse than beer ...

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #10)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 01:34 AM

14. One St Patrick's Day, when I was just a little underage and my friends were not

we decided to go down to the bar. Since I didn't think I was going to be able to drink, I downed seven shots of tequila as fast as possible. Turned out the bar was so crowded that no one checked ID and I continued drinking. Geez, that was a rough night!

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 09:14 PM

89. Winner. White or gold, two-fer tacos. Uhgh

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 11:34 PM

104. Sounds better than Southern comfort and a White Castle fish sandwich

The slider went down fine why oh why did I add a fish sandwich ? Oh yeah the whiskey......

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 01:05 AM

5. You wouldn't make it in the Pacific Northwest

At the Oysterfest in Shelton, WA, we got to slurp them raw after the shucking contest. I loved them, and my in-laws at the time had their own oysterlands, we had breaded pan-fried oysters for every Christmas breakfast.

But, I understand where you're coming from, my mom (who is not a native Northwesterner) still refers to them as pus bags.

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Response to customerserviceguy (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 01:25 AM

6. I only tried an oyster once

It was in a restaurant, and I think I spit it out into a napkin. Pus bags indeed!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #6)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 06:32 PM

65. A story about oysters

My uncle came over one afternoon to say hi to my Mom, but she wasn't home. My younger brother was home, too, and one of us mentioned that there were raw oysters in the fridge. Uncle Louie asked us if we ever ate raw oysters. Being around 10 or 12, no we hadn't. We had chili sauce too, so we got the oysters out and Uncle Louie showed us how to eat them raw. He told us to toss them to the back of our throats and swallow. I managed one. I watched them eat several, standing over the kitchen sink, dipping them into the chili sauce and tossing them into their mouths. I have never eaten another raw oyster, but I do like them fried or scalloped.

Worst thing I've ever had in my mouth was sour milk I didn't know was sour.

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Response to customerserviceguy (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 01:28 AM

9. "Snot on a shell" But delicious. When I worked downtown NYC, we...

were just a couple of blocks from the Fulton Fish Market, and there was an oyster bar I tended to take new hires to.

They poked, prodded and sniffed, but like good employees they eventually sucked one down.

Then another

And a few more dozen were ordered.

Besides the half shell, though, Oysters Rockefeller is most definitely food of the gods.

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Response to customerserviceguy (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 01:30 AM

11. I lived up there for my first 40 years


and gagged on oysters. My mom used to fry them in saltine cracker crumbs, I could not get past the slippery texture.
fortunately, the rest of the family loved them so much, they did not mind my passing my share along.

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Response to customerserviceguy (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 04:26 AM

24. I love Brady's Oyster house.

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Response to customerserviceguy (Reply #5)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:58 AM

133. I've managed to live in the PNW for 12 years without ever touching an oyster.... :) nt

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 01:28 AM

8. I think I have you beat.

There was the time a roach got in my cup of coffee...

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Response to drm604 (Reply #8)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 01:31 AM

12. That is nasty!

I'm assuming you drank the roach, but how did you know it was a roach unless...

I may not want to know the answer.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #12)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 01:36 AM

16. I spit it out.

I felt something squishy in my mouth, spit into the coffee, and nearly freaked when I saw it.

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Response to drm604 (Reply #16)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 01:39 AM

17. Oh thank God it wasn't the alternative!

I once had a centipede land on my cheek in the middle of the night. This was in NM, and the house had wooden beams that, evidently, centipedes were using as highways. Looked for it everywhere. Then I found it curled under my pillow. I couldn't help but think about what would have happened if it had landed a couple inches over. It would have gone in my mouth.

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Response to drm604 (Reply #16)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:10 AM

117. You won't believe this, but me and some friends were in a dive bar one time, and...

a couple of these fools decided to have a gross out contest. Bet 20 bucks on it.

Ski found a cockroach, picked it up, talked to it a while, and then ate it.


Eddie then led us to this bar's bathroom. He walked to the urinal so nasty it looked like somebody crapped in there. He reached in and grabbed the urinal cake. Held it up and showed it to us. And then he bit off a chunk.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 01:32 AM

13. My foot.


I try not to do that, but every once in a while...damn.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #13)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 01:35 AM

15. While I'm glad that you are trimming your toenails, there are other ways of doing it

Just saying...

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 01:49 AM

18. I don't think it has ever happened but I have had nightmares about glass in my mouth.

Very unpleasant to the point of a phobia. I have no idea where this comes from?

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Response to gordianot (Reply #18)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 06:52 PM

67. I have had that nightmare frequently as well.

I keep trying to spit it out, but I can never get rid of it all.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 02:07 AM

19. Years ago when I was still drinking....

.... I took a swig of Tuborg Gold beer. Everything I've had in my mouth since may not have been pleasant, but it was better than that shit!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 02:08 AM

20. Unleaded gasoline.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 02:32 AM

21. Jello. It is truly the most god-awful food equivalent ever.

Recycled snot. I have never understood why that "food product" has ever been popular. I never ever made jello for my kids while they were growing up. I know, the most deprived boys in the United States ever.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 02:56 AM

22. Some hot sauce that damn near made me pass out.

Too many years have passed to remember what it was.

In my drinking days, at parties we would play devil-dare and mix Bloody Marys and heat them up with Tabasco 'till hardly anyone could drink them.

There's a bunch of dentist's tools that bring back bad memories. And when I got older, the absolute worst was when they're fitting dentures using those damned molds...

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 04:18 AM

23. Liver.

Oh yeah, a story, well kind of. Remember the New York steak scene in Mommy Dearest? Well, put liver in its place and that is what my dad did.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 04:32 AM

25. I can't think of his name.

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Response to eShirl (Reply #25)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 08:54 AM

37. .

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Response to eShirl (Reply #25)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 04:49 PM

51. It took you all 25 posts?

That's precisely where I went first.

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Response to gratuitous (Reply #51)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 08:56 PM

87. Same here.

I don't remember his name, either, but he was an asshole.

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Response to eShirl (Reply #25)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 06:53 PM

68. Touche!

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Response to eShirl (Reply #25)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 08:28 PM

77. You know I was going to go there too but I decided against it

However I'm with you though unfortunately I do remember his name

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 04:51 AM

26. Jerky

I like jerky, but this was special. I was watching TV with no other lights on. I would take a piece out and eat it without looking at it. One piece was unusually soft and didn't taste right. I took it out of my mouth and turned on the light. It and other pieces in the bag were covered in a white mold or fungus.

I didn't get sick, but I did call the hospital to ask if I was going to die.

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Response to Cartoonist (Reply #26)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 09:31 AM

38. That's the stuff of nightmares.

What did the nurse at the hospital say?

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #38)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 12:12 PM

46. Not to worry about it

Call us if you get sick.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 05:17 AM

27. It was college. My experimental phase. He seemed nice.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 05:29 AM

28. Vegemite, tho grossest thing on gods green earth. Nt

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Response to The Figment (Reply #28)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 05:53 AM

29. Marmite is better



I confess - I like them both and I am not even an Aussie....

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Response to Pachamama (Reply #29)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 09:33 AM

39. It's strange stuff for sure, but sometimes I get a hankering for some

spread thin on buttered toast.

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Response to The Figment (Reply #28)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 01:24 AM

139. Yes--it's very reminiscent of that iron-supplement tablet I bit into....

I do not know how those Aussies can stand to eat it, let alone enjoy it!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 06:25 AM

30. Uni

Yuch, who thinks that nasty tasting mucus plug is delicious?

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Response to Lunabell (Reply #30)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 09:35 AM

40. I've never had it, but I've watched (and smelled) fish roe being cooked

I would never dare put that in my mouth!

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Response to Lunabell (Reply #30)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 09:07 PM

88. I only had uni once, and NEVER AGAIN!

It tasted terrible and felt hairy/furry.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 06:35 AM

31. oysters or gear oil?

bp has made sure they taste about the same.

have you ever had balut? or my ex wife? about the same.

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Response to rampartc (Reply #31)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 05:48 PM

62. Balut yes, nasty. Especially with that purple stuff I don't remember the name of.

I think it was octopus blood or something. Balut with purple stuff. bleccchh

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Response to rampartc (Reply #31)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 09:59 PM

97. Balut is one thing I would never go near

I would rather drink a gallon of gear oil and fifty oysters than have one. I don't understand how it is considered a delicacy.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #97)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:47 AM

126. There was a post a day or so ago:

about the song "Black is Black"

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181228515

It brought back memories of my time in the Philippines so I made a comment about not being able to get away from hearing that song. That song, street vendors yelling "balut, balut" and the sound of Honda 250 and 305's roaring up and down Main Street all day and all night is bringing it all back.

Yep, balut. Once was too many times.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 06:37 AM

32. Concentrated sulfuric acid

Tastes like lemon juice.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 06:56 AM

33. off/bad Uni , I had it in my mouth for seconds and I can tast is now after ten years .

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 06:57 AM

34. BAD childhood meal of pork + apple so bad, we will NEVER EVER EVER put apple w/ pork again.

newspaper recipe in my mom's hands was disgusting. i took over cooking as soon as i could. she does not have cooking genes. i do.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 07:20 AM

35. Flour bugs

I used to like Special K with strawberries. Itís freeze-dried strawberries that get soft in the milk and you get strawberry seeds on the bottom of the bowl. Except one time the strawberry seeds were moving - I had eaten a bowl of cereal infested with flour bugs. The box had previously been opened. Will never eat Special K with strawberries again 🤮

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Response to Freddie (Reply #35)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 09:42 AM

41. Barf!

You know that sort of thing must have happened on a daily basis a hundred years ago. Think about what food was like before the FDA. Even now, they have guidelines for how much bug material can be in our foodstuffs and still be considered "safe".

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #41)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 12:17 PM

48. Which is why there is no such thing as a vegan

Impossible to be 100% bug free.

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Response to Cartoonist (Reply #48)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 04:45 PM

49. Bugs and rodent droppings!

It makes you want to stop eating altogether.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #49)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 09:33 PM

90. The FDA calls it "allowable...

...filth."

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 08:01 AM

36. I recall muttering "Trump won" that night in November 2016

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 10:27 AM

42. Battery Acid

Had been working on a fire alarm panel that was acting up & that was the reason. Accidentally put my hand in my mouth after replacing the battery... UGH!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 10:27 AM

43. Creamed yellow squash.

My mother tried weird cooking experiments when I was a kid. Not all of them worked out, and that was one of them.

Every time I get nostalgic for the Southern foods I grew up on, I ignore that awful failure...

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 10:56 AM

44. Wisdom teeth

The relief when they were pulled was exquisite.

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Response to Shrek (Reply #44)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 04:47 PM

50. I don't know about that. I had mind pulled in my early 20s

They were impacted, so the dentist had to use a scalpel to cut the gum and a chisel to smash the teeth into little bits, which he then removed. I had nine shots of novocaine, and I still felt ever second of it. Then my cheeks swelled up so that I looked like a chipmunk for the next week.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 11:52 AM

45. I know what I'd say if I was Melania Trump.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 12:15 PM

47. I was at a Korean restaurant yesterday and they had man doo on the menu

I had to pass

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Response to Major Nikon (Reply #47)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 05:30 PM

61. That made me giggle!

When I go to a Korean restaurant, man du (dumplings) is like my favorite thing to order!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 04:53 PM

52. A wasp...

When I in jr high I was running in the mountains of CO, breathing hard, tried to eat the wasp. Wasp didn't take kindly to that and stung me inside my mouth and I was somewhat allergic at that age so my mouth was swollen.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 04:54 PM

53. Dog treats...I accidently started eating one and my other half asked what I was doing and...

mentioned that what I was eating was a dog treat...I spit it out immediately and washed/washed/washed my mouth out!! The dog treats were in a similar bag of human treats that I had gotten too, and totally got them mixed up!

Ruff ruff!!

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Response to SWBTATTReg (Reply #53)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 06:35 PM

66. Out of bored curiosity I ate a Charlee Bear dog treat.

Our clothes dryer stopped working, and my wife and I used a local laundromat while we waited for the new one to be delivered.

Standing in the laundromat, waiting for things to dry, I reached into my sweatshirt pocket and discovered a few Charlee Bears left over from a previous dog walk. Charlee Bears=little dry, oyster cracker-shaped treats, with a piece of dried liver tucked inside. Tossed it into my mouth and started chomping away vigorously...

Little bone-dry oyster cracker-like treats, with the strongest liver flavor I've encountered anywhere.

And nothing to drink to help rectify the situation.

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Response to Adsos Letter (Reply #66)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 08:02 PM

74. Took my dog to training classes

The trainer stuffed his mouth with doggie treats and would take one out to reward a dog. After training was done, he would just eat the leftovers. I mean, he had those treats in his mouth for five minutes at a time. They were the little bite sized squishy kind that really stink.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #74)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 09:36 PM

92. I have seen people at the televised dog shows take treats out of their mouths and...

...give them to the dogs after they strut their stuff for the judges. Gross.

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Response to 3catwoman3 (Reply #92)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 09:42 PM

93. A biscuit wouldn't be horrible, but a stinky meat based treat?!

I'm sure you've seen them. They are about the size of an Altoid, and they stink to high heavens. I almost puke just opening the bag. And this guy put a heaping handful in his mouth.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 04:58 PM

54. I forgot I peed in a styrofoam coffee cup and later on took a sip

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Response to njhoneybadger (Reply #54)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 05:15 PM

58. What was it like?

Inquiring minds want to know!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #58)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 09:50 PM

94. Salty and bitter

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Response to njhoneybadger (Reply #94)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 09:58 PM

95. I will have to write to the WH to confirm this report with the "president"

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 05:05 PM

55. Water buffalo penis, in Xian.

Looks like shredded cabbage, but has the consistency of rubber bands. I refuse to describe the taste.

The stewed eels were pretty good, though.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 05:09 PM

56. A large syringe, jammed into the roof of my mouth, about 20 years ago.

Preliminary to some work on my gums. I'm not a wimp when it comes to medical or dental procedures, but the pain from that shot haunts me to this very day. And it's been a huge incentive for keeping my gums in good shape.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 05:14 PM

57. When I was a kid, I grabbed a snorkel from a nail on our back porch.

I jumped in the pool, took a deep breath through the snorkel and got a mouthful of June Bugs, which had taken up residence in the snorkel.

Bleh!

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Response to Jane Austin (Reply #57)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 05:17 PM

59. When my sister was little, she voluntarily stuffed her mouth with rolly pollies

Dozens and dozens of them. My parents noticed her cheeks were full, so they made her open up... Big surprise!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 05:27 PM

60. A piece of glass.

Many years ago when I was in my twenties I ordered a frozen fruity umbrella drink at a dive bar and felt something weird and hard in my mouth when I took a gulp, thank God I spit it out instead of trying to chew it up or swallow it...

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 06:06 PM

63. Milk of magnesia is high on my list.


It was in my childhood ó a very, very long time ago. And yet. And yet, I still remember the metallic taste at the back of my tongue to this day. Just thinking of it brings back that taste experience.

Liver is another runner up. Tastes like I imagine dirt tastes. My mother once insisted I eat one bite. I chewed and chewed and the cud just got bigger and bigger. Finally I lied that it was eaten but it was tucked in my cheek. I left the table, ran straight to the sewer and threw the cud in. For years after that I thought about that thoroughly chewed bite of liver and if it was still there. Thatís how a kidís mind works, I guess.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 06:18 PM

64. Brake fluid

Not a good idea to use an empty Coke bottle as a receptacle when bleeding a caliper.

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Response to MichMan (Reply #64)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 08:36 PM

79. Didn't you have a tube connected to it?

I use empty bottles, but I get a 5/16" plastic tube, cut a little hole in the bottle cap, stick the tube through, and put a zip tie around it to keep it in place. Then you can connect the other end of the tube to the bleed nipple. Or, I suppose, you could use it as a straw!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 06:58 PM

69. It was a tossup between sea urchin sushi and veal sweetbreads.

The texture of both was just disgusting, but I actually think the sea urchin tasted worse. I did not swallow either one. I honestly think I would have vomited if I had.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 07:00 PM

70. I accidentally put psoriasis cream on my toothbrush

OMFG

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 07:13 PM

71. Apparently, I'm the only one who thinks a mouthful of fart gas is the worst thing ever.

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Response to Kaleva (Reply #71)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 08:40 PM

82. Ummm

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 07:21 PM

72. Beef Bourgogne when the sauce just doesn't have that correct consistently.

Disgusting.

Or Crepe Susette made with a standard 8 year brandy, OMG.

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Response to defacto7 (Reply #72)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 08:41 PM

83. Lamb chops with chunky mint sauce or mint sauce that is too runny!

It is simply gauche!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #83)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 09:28 AM

143. OMG, I just plotzed.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 07:25 PM

73. Lutefisk.

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Response to NNadir (Reply #73)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 08:38 PM

80. I think I could take that over the pickled herring I tried

But I'm not going to ruin lefsa with it!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 08:23 PM

75. Scotch whiskey and bourbon

I could not get that stuff down. My parents used to drink scotch and soda back in the 50s. The smell was terrible and the taste worse.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 08:29 PM

78. Chewing tobacco

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 08:40 PM

81. Liquid potassium.

Most gawd-awful medicine made.

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Response to Frustratedlady (Reply #81)

Wed Jun 19, 2019, 07:39 PM

159. Yup, horrible stuff n/t

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 08:45 PM

84. Changing little boy's diaper....

Nuff said.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 08:50 PM

86. Cancer on the tongue. Surgeon had to cut on it 3 times..

After the last surgery, it has been gone for 12 years. I am so grateful

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 09:34 PM

91. Chitterlings, or "chitlins," to give it the proper Southern pronunciation

Boiled up in a big iron washpot outside as a special treat. I was about 7 years old. I swallowed one bite. It stayed down about 10 seconds. Never again, as God is my witness.

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Response to Glorfindel (Reply #91)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 10:03 PM

98. Oh man, I went out to eat with some people when I was in Lithuania

We went to a nice Georgian restaurant (country, not state,) and they ordered it. The stuff came out heaped high on a gigantic plate. OMG that was disgusting! Some people love it I guess. Menudo is super popular in NM and CO. I find it strange that people across the globe ever thought to eat the same nasty thing.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 09:59 PM

96. Diaper rash cream

As a new overtired dad, I grabbed the first tube of stuff by the sink to brush my teeth. Yuck.
On the other hand, I love oysters, uni, sweatbreads, and liver.
Regards,
Crow

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 10:36 PM

99. Bong water...or maybe geoduck...

...yeah, I think the geoduck was worse than the bong water.

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Response to GReedDiamond (Reply #99)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 11:14 PM

100. Who dared you to drink bong water?

And how much did you win?

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #100)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 11:24 PM

102. I had poured the dirty bong water into a glass...

...refilled the bong with clean water, forgot about the glass of bong water, and, most likely being, as they say, "stoned," sometime later just picked up the glass and took a swig.

Fortunately, I did not swallow the bong water, and still never have since.

I guess you could say I have evolved.

ON EDIT: I just want to reiterate that the geoduck was WAY worse than the bong water.

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Response to GReedDiamond (Reply #102)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 11:31 PM

103. Worst thing I ever put in my mouth when I was stoned

was improperly made chocolate chip cookies that still tasted delicious.


Those were the good old days. Now weed is legal and has evolved into a snobbish subculture.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #103)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 11:41 PM

106. "Now weed is legal and has evolved into a snobbish subculture"...

...I'm 60+ y.o., been there/done (______) back in '72...but when I go into a dispensary with all of the exotic options to good ol' Bud, I have no clue - haven't kept up with the "kids" and their oils, vapes, edibles, etc.

Get off my lawn, I mean grass!

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Response to GReedDiamond (Reply #106)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 11:45 PM

107. Exactly

I'm afraid of entering a dispensary because I will look like an amateur and be laughed at. What would they say if I asked them about different tastes as sucked through a beer can I poked holes in? (Remember doing that to make a pipe?)

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #107)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 11:58 PM

113. Beer can, aluminum foil pipe...

...paper towel tube wrapped in foil...plus somebody passed me an apple that was made into a pipe...there was always a way.

Nowadays, I actually strictly obey the rules of my doctor's recommendation. I treat it just like regular prescription meds. Never drive high, never medicate in public - then again, I don't get out as much as I used to.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #107)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:21 AM

120. Beats dealing with a crook in a park who carries a gun.

Back in the Sixties, pot dealers were really cool hippie types. Who would have you in. Who would give you a taste. Let you listen to some tunes. Then if wanted, you could buy a bag. And if you didn't, my guy would always twist one and tell me to keep it behind my ear for later.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 11:21 PM

101. Orange juice right after I brushed my teeth. Mint and orange is a bad combination. n/t

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 11:38 PM

105. The name trump

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Response to MLAA (Reply #105)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:19 AM

119. Yep, even as a curse it is befouling....

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Response to RockRaven (Reply #119)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:29 AM

122. 🥵🤢🤬🤮💩

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 11:45 PM

108. Rainbow trout

It has the fishy taste I strongly detest plus the mouth feel feel did help!

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Response to VarryOn (Reply #108)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 11:49 PM

109. Really? I gag at most fish, but I don't think I've even tried trout

I've caught a lot of them, and I've seen them cooked. Are they like salmon, all oily? I can't take salmon anymore.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #109)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:34 AM

123. I would not call them oily per se... but...

... if you do not like most fish, you would likely not like rainbow trout... At least that is my guess (not knowing precisely why most fish make you gag), with the caveat that I am not the most experienced fish connoisseur.

In my experience, rainbow trout is a bit fishy, dry-ish, with a fine-grained flakiness.

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Response to RockRaven (Reply #123)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:46 AM

125. I dislike any kind of strong fishy taste

I can do most white fish like cod and halibut. Years ago I convinced myself I liked salmon. Then I wised up and admitted to myself that I actually hate the stuff. Probably the worst fish I've had has been sole. That was really fishy.

One time I managed a youth hostel on Cape Cod. A Russian man stayed for a couple days. One evening he brought in some eels to cook and eat. I don't know if you are supposed to create as much rancid eel smoke from cooking those things! The kitchen smelled nasty for a long time after that. The funny thing is, I found out where he had purchased those eels. He had gone into the bait shop and bought them. NOT their intended purpose!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #109)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:50 AM

128. Fun to catch!

It's moderately oily and not a white, flakey fish. Sort of tastes like salmon (which I dont like either) but textures arent comparable.

I've had trout grilled, broiled, baked and fried....bone and deboned...skinnned and not skinned. I've really wanted to like it. Just not happening.

I'll go fish for it, clean it, then give it away...always easy to do.

The opposite...crappie! Fried. I dare say it's the second favorite thing I've eaten!

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Response to VarryOn (Reply #128)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 01:02 AM

134. I think I caught a crappie out a lake once

On a fly rod. Used to go out in my parents' kayak and fish, fish, fish. I only ever caught a crappie (at least some sort of little pan fish) and a smallish catfish. Can you imagine a catfish on a fly?!?!

I'm just catch and release. The only fish I caught that I even thought about eating were striped bass. But that was in the Long Island sound, so I wasn't too keen on ingesting something nasty.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #134)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 01:09 AM

136. Catfish can be fun to catch...

and can be fun eat. But, only from clean water. They can take on the taste of the water in which they live.

0n a fly rod, I'd be they feel like a whale!

All this talk is making me crave some craopie!

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Response to VarryOn (Reply #108)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:40 AM

124. Although they are boney, I really like trout. I grew up catching them


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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 11:50 PM

110. Blue cheese dressing

Tastes like vomit to me.

My husband drank mineral spirits I had poured into a water bottle this past winter. I had to get on the phone to poison control.

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Response to Bayard (Reply #110)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 01:23 AM

138. Yep, bleu cheese and feta both.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 11:50 PM

111. The words, "Trump won." EOM

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 11:56 PM

112. Amniotic fluid mixed with foal poop

I had a mare who went into labor a month early. She was also lame and the only way she could stand was to sit up like a dog and rock back and forth. Often mares in labor will stand to let the foal shift but when this mare wanted to do that, the foal's head and shoulders were part way out - if she tried to sit up like she usually did, she would probably have broken the foal's back or legs.

So my husband held the mare down while I helped pull the foal out. That is the only foal I ever had to help during the process in thirty years of breeding horses.

The foal was born alive but obviously had been in distress - the amniotic fluid was brown and nasty smelling and there were bits of foal poop (tarry lumps) mixed in. By the time the foal was out, I was covered in it and it got into my mouth.

After all of that, the foal had contracted tendons - her bones had grown more than her tendons and she could not straighten her legs completely or stand without help. One remedy for this is to give a dose of tetracycline which relaxes the tendons - usually this lets the foal stand which sort of stretches them and they will adjust. This foal had an anaphylactic reaction to the drug and we almost lost her.

So instead for the first couple of months my husband and I had to wrap splints onto her legs every day so she could stand. She got so used to it that when we got out the bandaging material, she trot right over to us and lie down with her head in my lap.

She did good - she is now twenty years old and we still own her. We couldn't sell her after all the love we had poured into her. We bred her a few times and her last foal is still here on the farm sometimes - I gave him to a young friend of mine since she did most of the ground work on him.

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Response to csziggy (Reply #112)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:00 AM

114. OK - You Win!!! nt

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Response to csziggy (Reply #112)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 10:43 AM

144. Yay!

Great you were able to save the foal. Bad you had to taste the leavings.

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Response to Bayard (Reply #144)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:15 PM

145. It's just part of having a farm

But I guess I could have used a stronger word than "poop" - thirty years ago when I attended a needlework seminar, most of the class were older ladies and everyone was oh, so polite.

One woman made a mistake in her stitching and in a low voice said, "Oh, shit!" Everyone was totally shocked - this woman looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth and she had just used an extremely rude word!

She realize we were all staring at her and apologized, but then said, "I was raised on a dairy farm and more than once ended up with cow manure in my mouth. I always figured if I've had the real thing come in, the word can come out!"

The class was

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:06 AM

115. Mayonnaise, no question. Even Castor Oil is easier for me to swallow. n/t

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Response to Hoyt (Reply #115)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:09 AM

116. What is the deal with mayo anyway?

It's a huge joke over on The Root. I hate the stuff, too. I can eat it, but I would never voluntarily put it on a sandwich.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #116)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:25 AM

121. For me, I just don't like light colored saucescondiments. I can't explain it, but I have tried

for decades to overcome my distaste for the stuff.

It has even caused new relationships to deteriorate quickly. I remember a wonderful young lady fixing me a what as likely a delightful shrimp diner with a light colored curry/mayonnaise sauce. I could not swallow the first bite, although I knew it would ruin our second date. Nothing I could do.

Fortunately, Iím so old now I can claim my doctor has determined I am allergic.

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Response to Hoyt (Reply #115)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 01:26 AM

140. Count me in with the no mayo group. I just don't get it.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:14 AM

118. Ecuadorian Indian Chicha

Made from corn (chewed to a pulp by the toothless elders and then fermented). Tastes worse than it sounds. Vile.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:51 AM

130. rocky mountain oysters

they had a slight nutty flavor

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Response to lapfog_1 (Reply #130)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 01:06 AM

135. Well, you were nutty for trying them!

I was watching one of those "picking" on Netflix. These guys were out NV and WY looking through old barns for buried "treasure." Anyway, they went into a restaurant and one of them ordered rocky mountain oysters. Some of them were breaded, but some of them were completely raw. Neither of the guys would eat the raw ones, but a local came in and downed them. Oh that was so disgusting!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 01:14 AM

137. An iron-supplement tablet my sister gave me when I was 12.....

Instead of swallowing it, I bit into it. Ohh.My.GAWD!! Fifty years later, I can STILL taste that nasty shit!!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 01:37 AM

141. Ayahuasca

 

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 03:09 AM

142. My dog's tongue.

I was going to give her a little kiss on the snout but she beat me to it.

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Response to Kablooie (Reply #142)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:50 PM

147. But it was YOUR dog's tongue, not the tongue of some stranger's dog

It's always risky trying to kiss my dog's head because she jumps up to meet me. She breaks glasses and gives fat lips.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 12:47 PM

146. Malta or aquarium water

Malta Corona? from Puerto Rico - tastes like carbonated Molasses! Yuck!!! The aquarium water when trying to siphon water out of an aquarium to clean it.

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Response to TuxedoKat (Reply #146)

Wed Jun 19, 2019, 06:44 PM

154. I tried one called Malta Hatuey.

 

My reaction was roughly ďYou drink that shit?!!Ē

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Response to Codeine (Reply #154)

Fri Jun 21, 2019, 09:26 AM

164. HaHa

Should rename it Malta Pitooey. That was my unsaid reaction at drinking the other Malta too!!!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 03:02 PM

148. green persimmons

Imagine about a tablespoon of alum in your mouth and you have a green persimmon. Every kid I knew growing up had been tricked by some adult or teenage boy into tasting a green persimmon. Awful.

runners up:

The pig version of Mountain Oysters. Boars have very large testicles and they are sliced for cooking; they resemble a fairly thin boneless pork chop. My mother tricked me into tasting them, telling me they were pork chops. I ate a couple of bites and announced that they must be freezer burned. My dad absolutely cracked up.

When you live around pig farmers you end up with some very strange meat products.

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Response to yellowdogintexas (Reply #148)

Tue Jun 18, 2019, 03:06 PM

149. That was a dirty trick your mom played on you

I guess she thought you were going to love them. Then she would tell you what they actually were.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #149)

Wed Jun 19, 2019, 01:18 PM

150. no argument from me there. I have told it many times too. nt

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Wed Jun 19, 2019, 01:21 PM

151. An angry hornet -n/t

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Wed Jun 19, 2019, 01:34 PM

152. A piece of anchovy contaminating the piece of pizza I bit into.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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Response to 50 Shades Of Blue (Reply #152)

Wed Jun 19, 2019, 07:31 PM

157. In college I worked for awhile at an all you can eat pizza place

My friend was the manager. We would open, and dozens of people would come rushing in. Then my friend would ask some of them what kind of pizza they would like. There was one dude who wanted anchovies, lots and lots of anchovies. My friend covered the pizza in them and then poured the brine they were in on top.

The dude loved it.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #157)

Wed Jun 19, 2019, 07:46 PM

160. SHUDDER!!!! Literally cringeing!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Wed Jun 19, 2019, 02:00 PM

153. I accidentally got a mouthful of my piss once.

I no longer drink water from gallon jugs, nor do I pee in them.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Wed Jun 19, 2019, 06:45 PM

155. Okra. It's a vegetable that finishes in your mouth

 

without so much as a polite warning or a tap on the head. Utterly vile.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Wed Jun 19, 2019, 07:28 PM

156. Skydrol hydraulic fluid

Burns like hell for days...

Glad I didn't swallow any.

Never volunteered to work hydraulics again.

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Response to bluecollar2 (Reply #156)

Wed Jun 19, 2019, 07:35 PM

158. It's amazing what you can get in your mouth, isn't it?

You say something like, "I just got gear oil in my mouth" or "I just got hydraulic fluid in my mouth," and people don't understand how that's even possible.

People: You get into all sorts of weird positions when working on machinery!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #158)

Wed Jun 19, 2019, 07:57 PM

161. Too true

As an aircraft mechanic for over 35 years I've found myself in some interesting situations...

Your question made me think awhile...

Nastiest?

Certainly not Skydrol, jet fuel, grease, or anything in that genre...on the other hand i've worked galley changes, lavatory tank changed. Cabin reconfigurations etc. And no matter how hard you try you're going to end up "...coming into contact..." with substances that are unpleasant...

But for sheer unpleasantness/worst Skydrol wins hands down. It burns your eyes, in vapor form it burns your lungs and dont get me started on what it does if you forget to wash your hands before you pee...

I got that crap in my mouth when I was lying under a hydraulic line as I was disconnecting it to gain access to the rear spar in a 767 wheel well. The system was supposed to be unpressurized and drained.

It was...but just a few residual drops remained...

Broke the fitting loose, pulled the lines apart and somehow got two or three drops.

Mechanical work has rewards but when it sucks...
It REALLY sucks...



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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Wed Jun 19, 2019, 08:03 PM

162. Yuck

Spanada and Liverwurst.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Wed Jun 19, 2019, 09:10 PM

163. Silica gel ball or a bug

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