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In reply to the discussion: What's your favorite "walks into a bar" joke? [View all]red dog 1
(27,844 posts)48. See reply # 17, (right below this one)
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A mobster, a pathological liar, and a sex offender walk into a bar. Bartender says,
Leghorn21
Nov 2017
#33
Sorry, but a E flat isn't minor, it's just E flat, the location of a tone (sound)
fierywoman
Nov 2017
#82
The vast majority of people who aren't musicians think a flat means minor. ALL
fierywoman
Nov 2017
#90
I'm modestly savvy when it comes to jokes, but I did not see that one coming
Brother Buzz
Nov 2017
#62
A man walks into a bar with a frog on his head. The bartender says, "Where'd you get that?".
Arkansas Granny
Nov 2017
#57