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In reply to the discussion: What's your favorite "walks into a bar" joke? [View all]The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,828 posts)21. A cowboy walks into a bar
and orders a beer. His hat is made of brown wrapping paper, his shirt and vest are made of waxed paper, and his chaps, pants, and boots are made of tissue paper. Before long the police arrive. They arrest the cowboy for rustling.
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A mobster, a pathological liar, and a sex offender walk into a bar. Bartender says,
Leghorn21
Nov 2017
#33
Sorry, but a E flat isn't minor, it's just E flat, the location of a tone (sound)
fierywoman
Nov 2017
#82
The vast majority of people who aren't musicians think a flat means minor. ALL
fierywoman
Nov 2017
#90
I'm modestly savvy when it comes to jokes, but I did not see that one coming
Brother Buzz
Nov 2017
#62
A man walks into a bar with a frog on his head. The bartender says, "Where'd you get that?".
Arkansas Granny
Nov 2017
#57