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12. The only way to poison Boehner would be to switch his SCOTCH for WATER.

Tue Jan 13, 2015, 11:06 PM

Jan 2015

No doubt he'd die from the shock.

Other than that, based on his coloring, I'd say he's survived several attempts at poisoning, and his liver has probably built up quite an immunity.

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FBI says John Boehner's Cincinnati-area bartender planned to poison him [View all] OhioChick Jan 2015 OP

Saw this on Chris Hayes's show. Sienna86 Jan 2015 #1

He'd been going down the rabbit hole for a while Warpy Jan 2015 #5

Something sent him down quick and in a hurry JonLP24 Jan 2015 #34

It's brain chemistry Warpy Jan 2015 #35

I understand it quite well actually JonLP24 Jan 2015 #36

Too bad, really. Warpy Jan 2015 #37

Psychiatric hospital you better hope the one you go to has the right people working there too JonLP24 Jan 2015 #39

I Hope He Gets Help Sparhawk60 Jan 2015 #50

Poor guy,he has slipped over the edge. easychoice Jan 2015 #2

I hear the bartender is not doing well either ybbor Jan 2015 #10

LMAO easychoice Jan 2015 #11

Haha! nt Lucky Luciano Jan 2015 #30

Could this be why Boehner has such a weird color ("John of Orange" according to Obama)? George II Jan 2015 #3

! rurallib Jan 2015 #4

I always thought that was because he's part OopaaLopmpa. icymist Jan 2015 #13

In a Related Story: Medal of Freedom Nominations: Michael Hoyt, Deer Park, Ohio mckara Jan 2015 #6

Alcohol is basically poison, and I think John has been slowly poisoning himself for a long time. olddad56 Jan 2015 #7

That and his cigarettes. George II Jan 2015 #14

Everything is basically poison Major Nikon Jan 2015 #40

I'm kind of surprised sharp_stick Jan 2015 #8

Maybe they have.... atreides1 Jan 2015 #23

That's horrible WhoWoodaKnew Jan 2015 #9

I agree - WAY over the top. mimi85 Jan 2015 #41

The only way to poison Boehner would be to switch his SCOTCH for WATER. TrollBuster9090 Jan 2015 #12

There may be some truth to that. rickford66 Jan 2015 #15

I was thinking more of that old Gilligan's Island episode where the castaways... TrollBuster9090 Jan 2015 #17

Call me cynical, but the whole thing sounds staged. forest444 Jan 2015 #16

Naranjuan Peron? MisterP Jan 2015 #32

Poor man, hope he gets some help Demeter Jan 2015 #18

“Bartender Mike” Spitfire of ATJ Jan 2015 #19

Don't assume the bartender is a liberal Reter Jan 2015 #20

It probabably was..... Grassy Knoll Jan 2015 #24

Kinda reminds me of Bill Hicks comments on Keith Richards..... LongTomH Jan 2015 #21

The FBI shouldn't take it too seriously project_bluebook Jan 2015 #22

I believe him when he says he is Jesus Christ MyNameGoesHere Jan 2015 #25

Horrible! I'm not a Boehner fan, but this is just horrible. JDPriestly Jan 2015 #26

I agree with you. I hate that Boner is so easily manipulated by the Tea Party members napi21 Jan 2015 #31

LOl.... Grassy Knoll Jan 2015 #27

LOL -- I thought it was John Boehner making the claim that a bartender tried to poison him JonLP24 Jan 2015 #28

Boehner is the devil. Not sure about the Jesus thing. Lint Head Jan 2015 #29

Oh shite... ReRe Jan 2015 #33

K&R DeSwiss Jan 2015 #38

Someone put him in contact with Cheney's bartender Doug.Goodall Jan 2015 #42

Wait. This guy is referred to as Boehner's "bartender" ? King_Klonopin Jan 2015 #43

John Boehner's bartender Enrique Jan 2015 #44

Post-traumatic stress n/t Shamash Jan 2015 #45

The guy was obviously so mentally ill he didn't realize Boehner was poisoning himself. Vinca Jan 2015 #46

All the 'threats/charges' were made after the FBI went to interview the man? Sunlei Jan 2015 #47

everybody is so nice on this thread! Sad story and thank goodness Mike is getting help librechik Jan 2015 #48

Ebola, evil voices and the devil is John Boehner! santamargarita Jan 2015 #49

Come on, man, everyone knows you can't kill the Devil! What was he thinking? Elmer S. E. Dump Jan 2015 #51

Pay your tab next time Boehner SummerSnow Jan 2015 #52