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79. I'm still thinking... the weapon is a giant cannoli. The book is "The Godfather" (Part One).

Thu Jul 10, 2014, 12:32 AM

Jul 2014

Standing in front of a flag with the sketch of the hand holding the marionette control cross-bar on it, or the flag of Sicily.

A giant salami in the weapon hand and a Jerry's Famous Deli menu in the book hand. The flag? Maybe a Kosher banner?

A Klingon batliff in the weapon hand, "The Book of Kahless" in the book hand, and the flag is the Klingon Empire banner?

OR...

The flag is Starfleet Command's, the weapon is the phaser, and the book is "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" or Picard's "Globe Illustrated Shakespeare"?

The flag is Gryffindor's. The weapon is the wand. The book is "The Monster Book of Monsters."

And onward...

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Countries having fun with 'American Bible, flag gun girl. [View all] Ichingcarpenter Jul 2014 OP

I love Canadians. Xyzse Jul 2014 #1

More Canadian Ichingcarpenter Jul 2014 #2

Even better. In Maple we trust. Xyzse Jul 2014 #3

The ladies need better trigger discipline... Hofbrau Jul 2014 #8

Please someone dead_head Jul 2014 #66

Isn't poutine rather universal to Canada, anyway? kentauros Jul 2014 #81

It is now laundry_queen Jul 2014 #86

I'd have to ask my past-wife when she started seeing it. kentauros Jul 2014 #89

LOL, probably. I went back in the 80's. Fine dining is not what it used to be ;) nt laundry_queen Jul 2014 #91

In the same way BBQ is Universal in the US quakerboy Jul 2014 #95

Ah, yep Thespian2 Jul 2014 #103

These are hysterical! Where did you find them? 6000eliot Jul 2014 #4

From reddit under r/ funny and r/pictures called Ichingcarpenter Jul 2014 #7

This is such a great idea, every nation should join in the mocking of the tea party nuts..... Fred Sanders Jul 2014 #5

How about an English-French dictionary for the Canadian? DinahMoeHum Jul 2014 #9

or a French-Canadian dictionary for the French? Jack Rabbit Jul 2014 #40

Ahhh... I can see it now. calimary Jul 2014 #26

That sounds Worried senior Jul 2014 #31

Excellent, calimary Hekate Jul 2014 #46

ahh Shelly Berman! BobbyBoring Jul 2014 #51

Oh please... sheshe2 Jul 2014 #73

I'm still thinking... the weapon is a giant cannoli. The book is "The Godfather" (Part One). calimary Jul 2014 #79

Brava Brava Brava sheshe2 Jul 2014 #80

American flag. Cast-iron frying pan. Joy of Cooking. kentauros Jul 2014 #82

You're good at this. n/t FourScore Jul 2014 #88

Thanks! kentauros Jul 2014 #90

Ooo...let me try! FourScore Jul 2014 #92

There ya go! kentauros Jul 2014 #93

It must be a Lodge cast iron pan. CottonBear Jul 2014 #110

Well then, there ya go :) kentauros Jul 2014 #111

"Make it so...." daleanime Jul 2014 #98

Love it. myrna minx Jul 2014 #6

Someone should do one with ... 1StrongBlackMan Jul 2014 #10

We're aiming more for fun, not serious. NT Tetris_Iguana Jul 2014 #24

Welcome to DU, Tetris_Iguana! calimary Jul 2014 #30

I know, right! :) Tetris_Iguana Jul 2014 #37

Oh yeah - love him, he's a classic. Chemisse Jul 2014 #57

America jollyreaper2112 Jul 2014 #11

They cling to guns or religion... Ino Jul 2014 #12

Obama was right in 2008 to claim how the right wing cling to their bibles and guns.... Fred Sanders Jul 2014 #13

Seems like one of those "here's yer proof, right here!"-type things. calimary Jul 2014 #28

LOL treestar Jul 2014 #14

A giant poisonous snake or spider Ichingcarpenter Jul 2014 #17

... a la izquierda Jul 2014 #52

... F4lconF16 Jul 2014 #59

OMG Skittles Jul 2014 #76

Even funnier when read in an Aussie/Infomercial accent. (n/t) Iggo Jul 2014 #87

Looks like ... aggiesal Jul 2014 #19

Looks like some sort of trowel - a plastering tool. calimary Jul 2014 #27

It's a BBQ spatula. I've got the same one... SidDithers Jul 2014 #32

Spatula wcollar Jul 2014 #34

A barbecue spatula, actually. Chan790 Jul 2014 #35

A bbq implement and in his left hand, a Harry Potter book! Hekate Jul 2014 #50

I thought the second girl libodem Jul 2014 #15

If that's what fascism looks like Tetris_Iguana Jul 2014 #25

She was a real suicide bomber A Little Weird Jul 2014 #67

Sinclair Lewis, I think. BobTheSubgenius Jul 2014 #78

Cheech Marin. Rozlee Jul 2014 #16

Sort of a racist stereotype for an American...ha ha he's a mexican...not Ichingcarpenter Jul 2014 #20

To the tea baggers, all us Mexican-Americans never assimilate. Rozlee Jul 2014 #21

I saw Cheech & Chong perform a few years ago, and Chong made this joke... arcane1 Jul 2014 #41

Hilarious! (nt) nyabingi Jul 2014 #18

I want my husband to do one JustAnotherGen Jul 2014 #22

Rule is he has to be holding a weapon and a book... Moonwalk Jul 2014 #63

Home made sausage JustAnotherGen Jul 2014 #70

That makes sense. WorseBeforeBetter Jul 2014 #72

It's a Calabrese thing JustAnotherGen Jul 2014 #94

Ha, wasn't aware of that... WorseBeforeBetter Jul 2014 #99

This gives me an idea. 47of74 Jul 2014 #23

I've got a Dungeon Masters Guide Half-Century Man Jul 2014 #29

No cheating! Must be a flag. I say go for a Game of Thrones flag... Moonwalk Jul 2014 #64

I'm really counting on the colors of a blacklight poster to pull it together.... Half-Century Man Jul 2014 #68

Might squeak under the wire.... Moonwalk Jul 2014 #75

No flag, no country! kentauros Jul 2014 #84

I represent the land of confusion.. Half-Century Man Jul 2014 #106

Message auto-removed Name removed Jul 2014 #33

can't wait for the UK version.... steve2470 Jul 2014 #36

A pint and a curry take out? myrna minx Jul 2014 #38

ah wasn't aware curry was so popular there steve2470 Jul 2014 #39

Really? The "curry shop at the end of the road" is a literary cliche in England long since. Hekate Jul 2014 #47

I'm not well-read, so yea, this is news to me steve2470 Jul 2014 #49

Wow! I didn't know that. Iggo Jul 2014 #61

Ideas for Scotland? WorseBeforeBetter Jul 2014 #71

You might end up on her twitter page. madfloridian Jul 2014 #42

FauxNews gig in 3,2,1.... nt steve2470 Jul 2014 #43

Already had one on Fox and Friends. Video. madfloridian Jul 2014 #44

yea, would not surprise me if she became permanent one day... steve2470 Jul 2014 #45

Look at that shit eating grin when they toss her these softball questions. AtheistCrusader Jul 2014 #54

These low IQ's all in one place... reminds me of 3 modems communicating together in 1981 at 300 baud tomm2thumbs Jul 2014 #55

I watched it with the audio off... Tommymac Jul 2014 #69

I almost just spewed my coffee. a la izquierda Jul 2014 #83

DU and the world strikes again, Redditt made an ass out her as have Fark Ichingcarpenter Jul 2014 #56

These are a hoot. I want more, more, more. Hekate Jul 2014 #48

Sweden's flag. Death with a scythe, and the seven seals. kentauros Jul 2014 #85

Hey sweetie czarjak Jul 2014 #53

Dumb. blkmusclmachine Jul 2014 #58

Poor, Holly Fisher etherealtruth Jul 2014 #60

Best pics 'o the day!!!! DeSwiss Jul 2014 #62

Not sure who the fool was whistler162 Jul 2014 #65

The second picture, along with Holly Fisher's, has been floating around the internet for days dflprincess Jul 2014 #74

Dead or alive, the comparison remains -- WorseBeforeBetter Jul 2014 #100

Hilarious! Diremoon Jul 2014 #77

Don't you cringe when you see that stuff? Squinch Jul 2014 #102

What fun wickerwoman Jul 2014 #96

Also wickerwoman Jul 2014 #97

Ha. And Denmark... WorseBeforeBetter Jul 2014 #101

How about a tool tied with Denmark's most famous export? TheMightyFavog Jul 2014 #107

I *totally* forgot about Lego... WorseBeforeBetter Jul 2014 #109

Wonder if she understands Thespian2 Jul 2014 #104

she's being make out the fool that she is samsingh Jul 2014 #105

Seems legit fracaspunk1 Jul 2014 #108