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Vinnie From Indy

(10,820 posts) Fri Dec 16, 2011, 06:40 PM Dec 2011

Alabama officials vow to arrest Santa Claus should he venture into their state this year [View all]

Alabama House Speaker Mike Hubbard angrily demanded that the Alabama state police prepare to capture and deport Santa Claus by whatever means necessary.

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Alabama officials vow to arrest Santa Claus should he venture into their state this year [View all] Vinnie From Indy Dec 2011 OP

Why? n/t teddy51 Dec 2011 #1

Almost believable...knr joeybee12 Dec 2011 #2

"No license? No seat belt? No registration? No insurance? No passport? No work visa?" rocktivity Dec 2011 #3

OMG!!! DUzy!!! Rhiannon12866 Dec 2011 #7

lol TBF Dec 2011 #10

Given the speeds at which he can travel, good luck with that. hughee99 Dec 2011 #4

Santa Claus is a bit of a dick anyways. Boston_Chemist Dec 2011 #5

He certainly would look suspicious to me... Have those reindeer had their rabies shots? Rhiannon12866 Dec 2011 #6

He's an internationalist dressed in red, with a Karl Marx beard, and he gives things away for free aint_no_life_nowhere Dec 2011 #9

Sounds to me like he's just asking for it! Rhiannon12866 Dec 2011 #11

It should be easy to spot the low rider sleigh with the purple and primer paint job and fuzzy dice. Tierra_y_Libertad Dec 2011 #8

For those who don't know Mike Hubbard. Elwood P Dowd Dec 2011 #12