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Vinnie From Indy

(10,820 posts) Fri Dec 16, 2011, 06:40 PM Dec 2011

Alabama officials vow to arrest Santa Claus should he venture into their state this year

Alabama House Speaker Mike Hubbard angrily demanded that the Alabama state police prepare to capture and deport Santa Claus by whatever means necessary.

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Alabama officials vow to arrest Santa Claus should he venture into their state this year (Original Post) Vinnie From Indy Dec 2011 OP

Why? n/t teddy51 Dec 2011 #1

Almost believable...knr joeybee12 Dec 2011 #2

"No license? No seat belt? No registration? No insurance? No passport? No work visa?" rocktivity Dec 2011 #3

OMG!!! DUzy!!! Rhiannon12866 Dec 2011 #7

lol TBF Dec 2011 #10

Given the speeds at which he can travel, good luck with that. hughee99 Dec 2011 #4

Santa Claus is a bit of a dick anyways. Boston_Chemist Dec 2011 #5

He certainly would look suspicious to me... Have those reindeer had their rabies shots? Rhiannon12866 Dec 2011 #6

He's an internationalist dressed in red, with a Karl Marx beard, and he gives things away for free aint_no_life_nowhere Dec 2011 #9

Sounds to me like he's just asking for it! Rhiannon12866 Dec 2011 #11

It should be easy to spot the low rider sleigh with the purple and primer paint job and fuzzy dice. Tierra_y_Libertad Dec 2011 #8

For those who don't know Mike Hubbard. Elwood P Dowd Dec 2011 #12

teddy51

(3,491 posts)

1. Why? n/t

Reply to Vinnie From Indy (Original post)

Fri Dec 16, 2011, 06:51 PM

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joeybee12

(56,177 posts)

2. Almost believable...knr

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Fri Dec 16, 2011, 06:52 PM

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rocktivity

(44,581 posts)

3. "No license? No seat belt? No registration? No insurance? No passport? No work visa?"

Reply to Vinnie From Indy (Original post)

Fri Dec 16, 2011, 07:39 PM

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rocktivity

Rhiannon12866

(206,335 posts)

7. OMG!!! DUzy!!!

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Fri Dec 16, 2011, 10:25 PM

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TBF

(32,114 posts)

10. lol

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Fri Dec 16, 2011, 10:32 PM

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hughee99

(16,113 posts)

4. Given the speeds at which he can travel, good luck with that.

Reply to Vinnie From Indy (Original post)

Fri Dec 16, 2011, 07:43 PM

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In any case, they have reason to suspect he's the culprit behind millions of home invasions. They should at least ask him a few questions.

Boston_Chemist

(256 posts)

5. Santa Claus is a bit of a dick anyways.

Reply to Vinnie From Indy (Original post)

Fri Dec 16, 2011, 08:50 PM

Dec 2011

He only brings expensive gifts to rich kids.

Rhiannon12866

(206,335 posts)

6. He certainly would look suspicious to me... Have those reindeer had their rabies shots?

Reply to Vinnie From Indy (Original post)

Fri Dec 16, 2011, 10:23 PM

Dec 2011

That's essential if they cross state lines. And that sled? Is it registered? And is the big guy wearing a seatbelt? I'll bet the sled is overloaded, too. They're going to throw the book at him!

aint_no_life_nowhere

(21,925 posts)

9. He's an internationalist dressed in red, with a Karl Marx beard, and he gives things away for free

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Fri Dec 16, 2011, 10:30 PM

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Rhiannon12866

(206,335 posts)

11. Sounds to me like he's just asking for it!

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Sat Dec 17, 2011, 05:31 AM

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Tierra_y_Libertad

(50,414 posts)

8. It should be easy to spot the low rider sleigh with the purple and primer paint job and fuzzy dice.

Reply to Vinnie From Indy (Original post)

Fri Dec 16, 2011, 10:30 PM

Dec 2011

With apologies to Cheech & Chong.

Elwood P Dowd

(11,443 posts)

12. For those who don't know Mike Hubbard.

Reply to Vinnie From Indy (Original post)

Sat Dec 17, 2011, 05:47 AM

Dec 2011

He is a total dirtbag and piece of shit. He once complained to someone that he was sick and tired of poor people sucking off the government tit.

That is the same Mike Hubbard who, along with his wife, raked in millions off the government tit using a university that was federally and state funded to make himself rich. The current repuke party is more like a mafia than a political party.

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