"In light of developments concerning Benghazi, we at Fox News humbly apologize

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4. "We would like our viewers to also know we regret the Iraqi War, George W. Bush, the Tea Party, and

all other manifestations of stupidity, cupidity, rapacity, ignorance we have regretfully endorsed and, to a large extent, brought into being. We feel we have been traitors to human consciousness and may have contributed to the elimination of our race if not the destruction of our planet by denying climate change. For these reasons and many, many more, we regret our role in all past activities. From now on, we plan to only have sports and sewing news, plus a first class cooking show."

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