"In light of developments concerning Benghazi, we at Fox News humbly apologize

[skip fox]

for attempting to inflate a minor incident into an impeachable offense, and we vow to more closely attend to the actual facts of a situation and not let pundits and others with ideological biases create controversies where no controversies exist."

From the Should News Network: "All the News that Should Be All the Time"

(stay tuned)

[sakabatou]

1. Do the blowhards at Fox ever apologize?

[skip fox]

4. "We would like our viewers to also know we regret the Iraqi War, George W. Bush, the Tea Party, and

all other manifestations of stupidity, cupidity, rapacity, ignorance we have regretfully endorsed and, to a large extent, brought into being. We feel we have been traitors to human consciousness and may have contributed to the elimination of our race if not the destruction of our planet by denying climate change. For these reasons and many, many more, we regret our role in all past activities. From now on, we plan to only have sports and sewing news, plus a first class cooking show."

from The Should News Network: "All the News That Should Be All the Time!"

[oswaldactedalone]

6. Good post

The world would be such a better place if that proved to be true(referring to your last sentence.)

[TrogL]

2. Whatever you're smoking, could I get some?

Who knows, it might even be legal in your state now.

Fox is never, ever going to let this go.

[RepublicansRZombies]

3. I almost fell out of my chair - you had me going there for a second

[leftyohiolib]

5. wow i hate these misleading headlines

[skip fox]

7. It's only misleading in this cartoon dimension we know as the present.

(But it's point is, of course, how far we are from a sensible universe where people would take responsibility for their actions.)

[leftyohiolib]

8. i know but it suckered me in and let me down - ....nt