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Enterstageleft

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3. Oh, and did I mention...
Sun Oct 25, 2020, 10:56 PM
Oct 2020

I was the leader of Seal Team 6...I was the one who shot King Kong off the Empire State Building...I saved the Millennium Falcon when Han Solo couldn't... when Santa gets behind on his schedule, he calls me...

I could go on for hours, but you get the message, I hope.

He's like the braggart in the bar I tell I'm moonscape Oct 2020 #1
So. Freakin.' Pathetic. Blue Owl Oct 2020 #2
Oh, and did I mention... Enterstageleft Oct 2020 #3
Lol ...very good mshasta Oct 2020 #5
LOL. You forgot saving Hackinsack, NJ Ilsa Oct 2020 #6
Sorry, needed a potty break! Enterstageleft Oct 2020 #8
another one .....I saved George Washington from hacking himself with an ax. trueblue2007 Oct 2020 #11
Yeaaaaaahhhhh, but I couldn't save the cherry tree. Enterstageleft Oct 2020 #13
Why on earth would you keep bringing up something you didn't win ... CatMor Oct 2020 #4
He probably dreamt it like all of his other so called fabulous accomplishments. demosincebirth Oct 2020 #14
This message was self-deleted by its author demosincebirth Oct 2020 #19
Thanks to my partner, I received three Pullet Surprises this week. OilemFirchen Oct 2020 #7
Pullet Surprise... jmowreader Oct 2020 #20
Is the that more heroic than when he saved lives at ground zero on 911? Under The Radar Oct 2020 #9
Too modest. Many people say he won four. dalton99a Oct 2020 #10
Maybe he was thinking of the noble prizes that Fox has awarded him captain queeg Oct 2020 #12
Trump once claimed he saw a pimp beating a woman as he rode by in his limo. Midnight Writer Oct 2020 #15
Words fail... Totally Tunsie Oct 2020 #16
Maybe she was his "date" that he prepaid for Totally Tunsie Oct 2020 #17
At least his story had a Happy Ending. Midnight Writer Oct 2020 #18
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