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Sun Oct 25, 2020, 09:49 PM

Trump claims he won two Nobel peace prizes before correcting himself during rambling rally speech

Donald Trump claimed he had won two Nobel peace prizes before correcting himself during a rambling campaign rally.

The president heaped praise on his international diplomacy skills and falsely took credit for the awards at the event in Londonderry, New Hampshire.

Mr Trump boasted that he had scooped one of the prestigious awards for his work in negotiating peace between Serbia and Kosovo.

He then claimed he had been given another for “something else” and insisted he should also get one for his work in Syria.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-claims-won-two-nobel-205756575.html

Trump is like the drunk you meet in a bar that brags about his accomplishments. You let him ramble on because you want to see want bullshit he'll spew nest.

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Reply Trump claims he won two Nobel peace prizes before correcting himself during rambling rally speech (Original post)
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Oct 25 OP
moonscape Oct 25 #1
Blue Owl Oct 25 #2
Enterstageleft Oct 25 #3
mshasta Oct 25 #5
Ilsa Oct 25 #6
Enterstageleft Oct 25 #8
trueblue2007 Oct 25 #11
Enterstageleft Oct 25 #13
CatMor Oct 25 #4
demosincebirth Oct 25 #14
demosincebirth Oct 26 #19
OilemFirchen Oct 25 #7
jmowreader Oct 26 #20
Under The Radar Oct 25 #9
dalton99a Oct 25 #10
captain queeg Oct 25 #12
Midnight Writer Oct 25 #15
Totally Tunsie Oct 26 #16
Totally Tunsie Oct 26 #17
Midnight Writer Oct 26 #18

Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 09:52 PM

1. He's like the braggart in the bar I tell I'm

going to the restroom, but slink out the back door and never come back.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 09:54 PM

2. So. Freakin.' Pathetic.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 09:56 PM

3. Oh, and did I mention...

I was the leader of Seal Team 6...I was the one who shot King Kong off the Empire State Building...I saved the Millennium Falcon when Han Solo couldn't... when Santa gets behind on his schedule, he calls me...

I could go on for hours, but you get the message, I hope.

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Response to Enterstageleft (Reply #3)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 09:58 PM

5. Lol ...very good

Love it ,

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Response to Enterstageleft (Reply #3)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 10:03 PM

6. LOL. You forgot saving Hackinsack, NJ

and the west coast along the San Andreas fault when Lex Luthor set off two atomic bombs.

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Response to Ilsa (Reply #6)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 10:05 PM

8. Sorry, needed a potty break!

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Response to Enterstageleft (Reply #3)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 10:14 PM

11. another one .....I saved George Washington from hacking himself with an ax.

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Response to trueblue2007 (Reply #11)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 10:17 PM

13. Yeaaaaaahhhhh, but I couldn't save the cherry tree.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 09:57 PM

4. Why on earth would you keep bringing up something you didn't win ...

maybe he'll make a fake Nobel award like he made the fake Time magazine covers. He no longer lives within reality.

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Response to CatMor (Reply #4)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 11:05 PM

14. He probably dreamt it like all of his other so called fabulous accomplishments.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 10:04 PM

7. Thanks to my partner, I received three Pullet Surprises this week.

(Technically two, as one was presented twice on adjacent days.)

But I'm not boasting. No sir.

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Response to OilemFirchen (Reply #7)

Mon Oct 26, 2020, 12:38 AM

20. Pullet Surprise...

Is that served with mashed potatoes or red beans and rice?

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 10:12 PM

9. Is the that more heroic than when he saved lives at ground zero on 911?

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 10:13 PM

10. Too modest. Many people say he won four.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 10:16 PM

12. Maybe he was thinking of the noble prizes that Fox has awarded him

You know, for selling out our long time allies in South Korea and Japan so his Love buddy could keep building nuclear weapons.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 11:25 PM

15. Trump once claimed he saw a pimp beating a woman as he rode by in his limo.

He ordered the shocked chauffeur to stop the car, even though they were in a bad neighborhood, jumped out of the car, shoved the pimp away, and got the woman to safety.

The chauffeur said it was the bravest thing he ever saw.

This is true. Trump actually told this story.

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Response to Midnight Writer (Reply #15)

Mon Oct 26, 2020, 12:17 AM

16. Words fail...

He's f*n delusional.

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Response to Midnight Writer (Reply #15)

Mon Oct 26, 2020, 12:22 AM

17. Maybe she was his "date" that he prepaid for

and he wanted to be sure to get his value?

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Response to Totally Tunsie (Reply #17)

Mon Oct 26, 2020, 12:31 AM

18. At least his story had a Happy Ending.

"And that, Barron, is how I met your Mother"

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