Movies that Jared Kushner's face brings to mind. [View all]

[Baitball Blogger]

I'm thinking it's a combination of the Invasion of the Body Snatcher and Terminator/Time Machine.

His face reminds me of a pod transformation that didn't fully complete. Maybe the original human host realized what was happening and committed suicide before the change had fully taken place. So, Jared's skin complexion is still in that baby skin stage, but his other features haven't quite gelled.

And, as for Terminator/Time Machine, based on the mechanical, destructive way he pushes policies that make no human sense, it's like a twist of the two genres. Maybe he's from a future where they've tried everything else to come back to kill the mother of our unborn White Savior, so now they're trying something new. Now they're coming back and using Dirty Capitalism to destroy us from within? Dirty Capitalism, which just happens to hide in plain sight in the Republican Creed that believes it's okay to sacrifice mom, grandma and grandpa for the sake of the holy dollar and the American Way! (Jewish Jesus, help us, please!).

And as of yesterday, I out Chris Christie as a likely Retro Capitalist Terminator pod person. I think he absorbed two people. I don't think these futuristic enemies have the science down yet.