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Baitball Blogger

(46,699 posts)
Wed May 6, 2020, 10:05 AM May 2020

Movies that Jared Kushner's face brings to mind.

I'm thinking it's a combination of the Invasion of the Body Snatcher and Terminator/Time Machine.

His face reminds me of a pod transformation that didn't fully complete. Maybe the original human host realized what was happening and committed suicide before the change had fully taken place. So, Jared's skin complexion is still in that baby skin stage, but his other features haven't quite gelled.

And, as for Terminator/Time Machine, based on the mechanical, destructive way he pushes policies that make no human sense, it's like a twist of the two genres. Maybe he's from a future where they've tried everything else to come back to kill the mother of our unborn White Savior, so now they're trying something new. Now they're coming back and using Dirty Capitalism to destroy us from within? Dirty Capitalism, which just happens to hide in plain sight in the Republican Creed that believes it's okay to sacrifice mom, grandma and grandpa for the sake of the holy dollar and the American Way! (Jewish Jesus, help us, please!).

And as of yesterday, I out Chris Christie as a likely Retro Capitalist Terminator pod person. I think he absorbed two people. I don't think these futuristic enemies have the science down yet.



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Movies that Jared Kushner's face brings to mind. (Original Post) Baitball Blogger May 2020 OP
Night of the Living Dead. lark May 2020 #1
Like the coronavirus, you just don't know who has turned into a zombie until their Baitball Blogger May 2020 #5
His face has totally rotted off years ago, that's why he's never smiling. lark May 2020 #7
Young Voldemort leftieNanner May 2020 #2
Oh, yeah. I see it now. Baitball Blogger May 2020 #6
Yeah but..... lark May 2020 #36
Rick Scott is definitely the Adult Voldemort with the creepy eyes leftieNanner May 2020 #37
Compromise accepted. lark May 2020 #38
Jaws tinrobot May 2020 #3
Yeah. Spoken true, Quint. Spoken true. Baitball Blogger May 2020 #8
Children of the Corn dawg day May 2020 #4
Definitely the Omen. Baitball Blogger May 2020 #9
Right? 2naSalit May 2020 #11
+1 2naSalit May 2020 #10
He looks like he's the greatest disappointment of all time. ...nt 2naSalit May 2020 #12
He used to be kind of cute, before essme May 2020 #13
Psycho Initech May 2020 #14
Transforming the White House into a Bates Motel. Baitball Blogger May 2020 #16
I swear I've seen him on tv before C_U_L8R May 2020 #15
That brings to mind a question. Baitball Blogger May 2020 #17
Someone's orange arm is up his butt. C_U_L8R May 2020 #18
Read recently that Jared is the shadow president, really doing Trump's job & not his bidding... Hekate May 2020 #27
Helter skelter tazkcmo May 2020 #19
American Psycho cayugafalls May 2020 #20
That is the one bedazzled May 2020 #29
He is one of the creepiest looking people I have ever seen. smirkymonkey May 2020 #21
Warrior... SKKY May 2020 #22
LOL! Baitball Blogger May 2020 #26
The evil hit man Chainfire May 2020 #23
Raiders of the Lost Ark lagomorph777 May 2020 #24
The puppet in The Boy Hav May 2020 #25
Actually, I go to a TV show - ST: Deep Space 9's Odo csziggy May 2020 #28
straight out of They Live imho 0rganism May 2020 #30
I see that. Easily spotted through Democratic glasses. Baitball Blogger May 2020 #32
A young Ed Gein. shockey80 May 2020 #31
Creepy. Baitball Blogger May 2020 #33
Damian: the Omen Part 2 Bucky May 2020 #34
He's a Tinkerbell. Girly man-boy -- not to diss anyone else but this guy just looks like a boy lettucebe May 2020 #35

lark

(23,091 posts)
1. Night of the Living Dead.
Wed May 6, 2020, 10:10 AM
May 2020

He's a zombie that is fresh kill, his heart has been removed, no emotions, only aim is to kill the working class and poor and steal everything from them.

Baitball Blogger

(46,699 posts)
5. Like the coronavirus, you just don't know who has turned into a zombie until their
Wed May 6, 2020, 10:26 AM
May 2020

skin begins to rot two weeks later!

lark

(23,091 posts)
7. His face has totally rotted off years ago, that's why he's never smiling.
Wed May 6, 2020, 10:30 AM
May 2020

HIs plastic fantastic mask for pretend humanity doesn't allow that and doesn't disguise his murderous profiteering sneer.

lark

(23,091 posts)
36. Yeah but.....
Thu May 7, 2020, 12:24 PM
May 2020

Rick Scott has already nailed Voldemort and looks just like him. Jared is every bit the selfish conniving snake with no redeeming qualities, it's true, but Scott got there first. IMO

leftieNanner

(15,082 posts)
37. Rick Scott is definitely the Adult Voldemort with the creepy eyes
Thu May 7, 2020, 12:44 PM
May 2020

But Jared looks like the young Voldemort in the second HP movie. They can share the "honor".

tinrobot

(10,895 posts)
3. Jaws
Wed May 6, 2020, 10:23 AM
May 2020

This quote comes to mind:

Quint: Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then...

Baitball Blogger

(46,699 posts)
9. Definitely the Omen.
Wed May 6, 2020, 10:33 AM
May 2020

At least in Children of the Corn, there were children in the group that knew to burn the field.

Hekate

(90,643 posts)
27. Read recently that Jared is the shadow president, really doing Trump's job & not his bidding...
Wed May 6, 2020, 12:36 PM
May 2020

This whole administration is a freaking nightmare without end.

cayugafalls

(5,640 posts)
20. American Psycho
Wed May 6, 2020, 11:35 AM
May 2020

Two quotes from that movie stand out when I look at him.

"I just had to kill a lot of people! (laughs crazily)"

and

"And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there."

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
21. He is one of the creepiest looking people I have ever seen.
Wed May 6, 2020, 11:39 AM
May 2020

He's not human looking. His eyes are completely dead.

SKKY

(11,803 posts)
22. Warrior...
Wed May 6, 2020, 11:40 AM
May 2020

...because I so badly want this punk in the octagon. Just three minutes. I'd hit him with so many lefts, he'd beg me for a right.

Chainfire

(17,530 posts)
23. The evil hit man
Wed May 6, 2020, 12:24 PM
May 2020

in a gangster movie. Oh, wait a minute, he is an evil hit man in a gangster reality. He is the character everyone loves to hate and you are pulling for him to get it in a nasty way in the end.

He is just a smug little shit.

0rganism

(23,942 posts)
30. straight out of They Live imho
Wed May 6, 2020, 12:45 PM
May 2020

y'all might want to re-watch that movie for survival tips as it's a fair representation of where we're headed

lettucebe

(2,336 posts)
35. He's a Tinkerbell. Girly man-boy -- not to diss anyone else but this guy just looks like a boy
Wed May 6, 2020, 03:18 PM
May 2020

He's not a fully formed adult.

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