GOP senator defends corporate bailouts: They're just 'a lot of people'

[magicarpet]

5. Corporations are people,

Just a big bunch of people,

They are very rich people,
Republicans never want to see rich people become poor or suffer.

So Republicans give rich people no strings handouts and bailouts when things go financially bad.

Then these rich corporation people and their rich people owners give us kickbacks and political contributions, jobs to our rich crony friends and our children, and often put us on the board of directors of these rich people person corporations.

Rich people live like royalty and kings. We know how to feather their nests and quietly assist them financially - so they then reward us very handsomely.

The unwashed lower class white trash don't have the financial resources to reward us - so fuck them.

Is that being too honest ?