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"dyed hair and silicone"... Has he ever been to Dallas?! hlthe2b Sep 2018 #1
Austin is worse, they have tofu too. marylandblue Sep 2018 #5
Right ? Horse with no Name Sep 2018 #19
This is exactly why we don't want Texans coming to CO ProudLib72 Sep 2018 #38
Has Trump never visited Texas? yardwork Sep 2018 #2
When have Republicans ever had a problem with silicon and hair dye? tanyev Sep 2018 #3
You mean "silicone", as in the implants, I take it? moriah Sep 2018 #4
LOL, yes, that's what I assumed Cruz was talking about. tanyev Sep 2018 #12
He sounds like a desperate man PatSeg Sep 2018 #25
I should think the men would defend their hair dye, too... Wounded Bear Sep 2018 #28
True. My ex-husband spent far more money on his hair... moriah Sep 2018 #32
Someone show him a picture of Don and Melania. Vinca Sep 2018 #6
Hello Ted? Botany Sep 2018 #7
Silicon? greymattermom Sep 2018 #8
Really. I had a dozen of the new "integrated circuits" from Texas Instruments MineralMan Sep 2018 #59
Mr. Haney seems to be losing his salesmanship. peekaloo Sep 2018 #9
so at age 47, this is Ted's natural hair color? I think he would be a bit more gray Demovictory9 Sep 2018 #10
... BumRushDaShow Sep 2018 #35
Not necessarily. GoCubsGo Sep 2018 #48
Smarmy and Unctuous Stallion Sep 2018 #49
Lol, but it'll work: Culture War! Rally to the ramparts!!!!! Hortensis Sep 2018 #11
Oh noesssssssssssssssss! TOFU?! Zoonart Sep 2018 #16
One the worst social conservatives we know Hortensis Sep 2018 #17
Tofu is an east/west coast liberal value! JHan Sep 2018 #22
Oh, yes! And let's not forget straws wars are heating up. Hortensis Sep 2018 #26
it's so cray. On a serious note, is it that Ted has never been to Austin? JHan Sep 2018 #55
Lol. These people keep reminding me of The Stand. Hortensis Sep 2018 #63
haha! JHan Sep 2018 #64
what to say really. lol. lol. lol. How does this man have supporters LOL. JHan Sep 2018 #13
Meanwhile, I am going to blame Ted Cruz TexasTowelie Sep 2018 #14
I'll bite... MontanaMama Sep 2018 #56
I was leaning towards the Canadian bacon. TexasTowelie Sep 2018 #68
Dyed hair? Ted needs to take a good look a his wife, Heidi. nt oasis Sep 2018 #15
That is a very moronic statement. madaboutharry Sep 2018 #18
Sweaty desperation is a good look for you, Cruz. Paladin Sep 2018 #20
More silicon solar panels? I say yes! texasfiddler Sep 2018 #21
I'd rather us emulate California than say Alabama or Mississippi...n/t Liberal In Texas Sep 2018 #23
Asshole pretends he's never heard of Texas Instruments dalton99a Sep 2018 #24
That's The Sort Of Thing People Say When They're Losing Me. Sep 2018 #27
That's hilarious because Texas is the Land of the Yellow Headed Misery. PubliusEnigma Sep 2018 #29
You know tofu converts to estrogen, right? Wounded Bear Sep 2018 #30
Is there even one full brain in this whole outfit? leftyladyfrommo Sep 2018 #31
Hopefully it is free range Tofu whistler162 Sep 2018 #33
Out of touch with Texas... TX triangle is the new JCMach1 Sep 2018 #34
It's not really even "new" BumRushDaShow Sep 2018 #39
There was always that component here, but there is a current JCMach1 Sep 2018 #43
The earlier tech explosion was a boom then too BumRushDaShow Sep 2018 #46
Also Dell Computers near Austin Stallion Sep 2018 #73
Yes and also Tandy Computers (Radio Shack's brand) BumRushDaShow Sep 2018 #78
Is Ted trying to lose? BannonsLiver Sep 2018 #36
Add in his triple meat Whataburger insult from a few weeks ago. n/t tammywammy Sep 2018 #44
Get outta my state, get in to my tweet? .99center Sep 2018 #37
It's REEFER MADNESS! NickB79 Sep 2018 #40
And that is... bad? Takket Sep 2018 #41
And electric vehicles. Don't forget the electric vehicles. And granola. Garrett78 Sep 2018 #42
silicon? wtf? 0rganism Sep 2018 #45
I mentioned TI & Compaq too BumRushDaShow Sep 2018 #47
This man doesn't know one damned thing about Texas or the modern world, for that matter. blogslut Sep 2018 #50
what a tired old saw. ginnyinWI Sep 2018 #51
And guess what, the whole country has what those idiots try to put down. Blue_true Sep 2018 #69
Carnival Cruz is a joke Gothmog Sep 2018 #52
There are plenty of fake boobs in Texas RandySF Sep 2018 #53
Ding ding ding! MontanaMama Sep 2018 #57
Ted is the biggest one of all 150FFF. nt Blue_true Sep 2018 #70
Ted has brought "sniveling" to Texas. nt NCjack Sep 2018 #54
Don't tell Ted, but all of those things are already there. MineralMan Sep 2018 #58
A high-ranking Trump official issued a warning that Sen. Cruz may lose because no one likes him Gothmog Sep 2018 #60
Is that all you got, Ted? spanone Sep 2018 #61
Cruz is getting smacked on Twitter....... riversedge Sep 2018 #62
If Ted thinks there isn't already silicone and dyed hair in Texas, he has not paid attention Algernon Moncrieff Sep 2018 #65
Gee Ted... jmowreader Sep 2018 #66
There is our idiot senator, using his gutter mouth finally... SWBTATTReg Sep 2018 #67
I love tofu, my SO has bright blue hair, Codeine Sep 2018 #71
I see Ted is trying to correct that likeability problem NastyRiffraff Sep 2018 #72
The horror... ck4829 Sep 2018 #74
... The horror... ck4829 Sep 2018 #75
Beto "WILL BRING" silicon and dyed hair to Texas? DFW Sep 2018 #76
Ooo. The big Tofu Threat! That's got to have the carnivores blowing out hemorrhoids! Eyeball_Kid Sep 2018 #77
He says to the millions of blonde women in Texas WhiteTara Sep 2018 #79
That's better than duforsure Sep 2018 #80
If that's all he's got it sounds like he might be in real trouble lol Luciferous Sep 2018 #81
Meanwhile Canadian Ted wants to bring maple sugar candy and gravy on fries to Texas. Gothmog Sep 2018 #82
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