This sums up the 'Trump GOP' perfectly.

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15. To lighten the mood

So St. Peter wasn't feeling up to his old self, having manned the Pearly Gates for so long so he contracted out to some other angels to help him out, and instead of a single file line, everybody outside of Heaven waiting to get in were divided into groups based on what church they attended, and various angels would come and get them at 30 minute intervals to give them a tour of Heaven. St. Peter saw this and thought it was a pretty good system. Then something changed. Everyone was still divided up into groups, but instead of by church, every day a smaller group would go first and would pass by the larger group with smug faces then a couple hours later, someone would come for everyone else. It still worked, but St. Peter was confused so he asked the head angel he had assigned to help what was going on and who were the groups. "Oh, well, we decided we were wasting time with multiple groups, and we figured out we could just divide everyone into Southern Baptists and everybody else." "I still don't understand. Why those two groups specifically?" "We just find it makes our jobs easier if we can make the Southern Baptists believe they're the only ones getting in."

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