Duncanpup
Duncanpup's JournalMy wife just called me a sex machine
Well she called me a fucking tool but I know what she meant.
I can always tell when they have a cpac convention.
My one uncle and my kid brother both staunch Q loons start with the emails and text.
Hunter Biden
Fauci
Socialism
More bitching about the threat of socialism.
Viktor Orban should be our president.
Januar 6 tourist are prisoners in a democratic Gulag.
The immigrants are pulling a blitzkrieg at the border.
Trump is still fighting for murica from mar a lago.
I love vets my great uncle is 88 sitting with our grandson
He’s a stud served Korean War Rakkasans 187th then Vietnam two tours he retired in 1976. He is eighty eight years old sitting with our grandson in his lap Samuel he is five.
My point in this ramble is my great uncle never lost his humanity I don’t know what he has lived. As in Chinese human wave attacks in Korea or two tours in Vietnam. As a former airborne infantry vet my time was all peaceful Cold War I’m thankful. Yet I smile as our grandson is explaining Jedi Star Wars to my uncle you gotta have a light saber.
I married my wife for her looks
Yet not the ones she’s been giving me lately.
All good jokes that you find humor in are stolen the other ones are mine.
I just read the reason aliens never have visited us is because
Our solar system has terrible reviews We only have one star.
Why did Adele cross the road
To say hello from the other side.
I told my boys my dream was to be on the original gong show so now they opened up the laptop and are on you tube watching the original.
Dog slobbers drool
On back porch grilling cheeseburgers the furry boys I love them.
Mr big paws he’s 14 golden retriever he still has those ears and puppy face look man remember I love meat burgers with cheese and remember the lady and I are a couple we’re in love. I told my wife I remember the day Mr big paws came home with us 14 years ago we love mister and I said to my wife from the go he was your heart dog.
Boog the chocolate lab the intense look of Duh man I love food. Food to me is cat turds out litter box to Stromboli to cheeseburgers and now I have the pancreatitis. Remember I’m on mancaid kind like Medicaid feed me. Vets telling me you I need fat free diet weight watchers is a hate group man.
The golden pup totally clueless seriously he just took off to lower pasture barking at the rabbits ok I have to be a stuff doer and bark at rabbits. Then pup remembers wait man’s grilling cheeseburgers I’m heading back man , pup is running and his golden ears and tail and chest fur blowing as he runs so handsome is the tummy yummies ready man as he sits next to me.
I love dogs they are so innocent.
Partscaster build my 17 year old kid just walked thru door
Look what I bought dad off a friend $300 😂Guitar fetish strat alder body slightly relic nitro finish Mexican vintera 60 strat rosewood neck 65 grey bottom single coil on prewired pickguard period wiring up grades trem making it hard tail.
They all attended church yesterday and today
And today back to being hateful christofascist trumpig supporters and confederate flags flying on the pickup trucks.
No to the hungry get a job
No to the immigrants you don’t belong here in murica
No to the sick we don’t need national health cuz healthcare is for profit.
I ask them everything you believe is opposite of what Christ taught you do realize you serve the Antichrist that usually gets a look of the deer in headlights.
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