kairos12
kairos12's JournalI haven't seen an
Amazon Truck in our neighborhood over the last day or so.
Is Amazon OK, or has Musk taken that over also?
As we all think past the wintry blasts of late it's never too late
to remember you can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.
My wife said what is about you and that old chair?
I said hold on there, me and my recliner go wayback.
Joe Morgan was my all time favorite ballplayer.
I love this story about him.
When he was playing for the Astros he returned to the dugout having struck out badly. A player approached him, in jest, using a bat handle as play microphone to "interview" him about what happened on that pitch. Here's the "interview."
Player: Hey Joe, you looked pretty bad on that pitch, can you tell the viewers what happened."
Morgan: (grabs the bat like it's a microphone):" I sure can tell you what happened. Do you know the difference between a curveball and a motherfucking curveball? Well, let me tell you. A curveball is a pitch you can pick up the spin on, seeing it clearly, and nail it for a hit. Now, your motherfucking curveball looks just like a fastball, you can't see the spin, and when it crosses the plate the ball drops off the table and it's a motherfucking strike three."
RIP Joe (2020). An all time great. Made the Big Red Machine go.
President Joe is giving an address a major theme of which is
kindness and empathy.
Great man.
The overheated, sweating roided-out trainer screamed,
"what kind of squat are you doing today newbie!"
The newbie, already over it, replied, "diddly."
Apparently MAGA Tucker took issue with President Zelensky's attire last night.
According to Bow Tie Man it wasn't formal enough for him.
In other news Carlson, reporting from Appomattox Courthouse, trashed the appearance of General Grant for wearing muddy boots while that southern Gentleman Bobby Lee was resplendent in his meticulous (traitorous and losing) uniform.
Faux News reporting.
After seeing all the reports of the MAGA traitors swallowing their words, while under oath,
I can say Moonshine Eddie's Liquor Emporium and Jerky Shop has less mentions of the Fifth.
So MAGA Repukes released their own report today on the 6 January attack.
Using a past historical event it reads like this:
Dreadful failures of US Military personnel lead to the spontaneous sinking of the Pacific Fleet on December 7, 1941.
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