When MAGA Insurrectionists start demanding witnesses and documents

the Marx Brothers show exactly how to handle these traitors.

Hobbs takes oath of office as The Guv of AZ.

I was so excited when I spotted a double rainbow which seemed to rise

straight from my neighborhood.

Then I remembered how my excitement used to come from making my way to the front of AC/DC concerts.

Contentment. Find it where you can.

When I read about the concessions MAGA McCarthy is giving the Trump

zombies in order to gain the Speakership I have this image of the guy.

A man standing on the end of a limb sawing away between himself and the tree.

Hey, if I pronouncing my "b's" as "v's" makes

me sound Russian, then soviet.

Fyodor Saw It

I recently came across this from "Notes from Underground."

"would not be the least surprised if suddenly, out of the blue, amid the universal future reasonableness, some gentlemen of ignoble or, better, of retrograde and jeering physiognomy, should emerge, set his arms akimbo, and say to us all: 'Well gentlemen, why don't we reduce all this reasonableness to dust with one good kick, for the purpose of sending all these logarithms to the devil and living once more according to our own stupid will!' That would still be nothing, but what is offensive is that he he'd be sure to find followers: that's how man is arranged."

1864.

Merde.

Once upon a time a man was tired of the fast pace of modern life and

decided to enter a monastery to gain inner peace. To become a member of this monastery though there was a requirement he could only speak 2 words every 10 years. The first 10 years goes by and he stands up at the communal dinner and says, " Bed hard."

Another 10 years goes by and he stands up and says, "Food bad."

Finally, after another 10 years goes by he stands up and says, "I quit."

The leader of the monastery immediately stands up and says, "I'm not surprised, you've done nothing but complain since you got here."

Happy New Year DUers.

I read that Twitter employees are now having to bring in

their on TP. Might I suggest printing out Tesla Stock Certificates and put them to some use.

I am picking out what pair of tennis shoes I will wear to the

den for New Years Eve.

Contemplating.

This explains MAGA Aides who can't remember anything. Heard on the news.

They must have been zapped by one of those "Men in Black" Neuralyzers.