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MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's Journal
MiddleFingerMom's Journal
October 18, 2012
Tobin knows EXACTLY what to say when he comes home late and Jen is at the door with her arms crossed
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October 18, 2012
Men are NEVER more sensitive and caring than during their SO's pregnancies.
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October 18, 2012
Horton hears a WHAT?!?!?!?
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October 18, 2012
The youngest person EVER to join a motorcycle club, MFM's biker name was "Lil MiddleFingerBadassMom"
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BORN (and not very long ago) TO BE WI-YI-YI-YI-ILD!!!!!
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October 18, 2012
Though he's Fucking Immortal, MFM has the absolute best, most well-thought-out bucket list EVER!!!
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October 18, 2012
It's sad to think that your best "potential" is that you'll survive a zombie apocalypse.
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October 18, 2012
LynneSin no longer has a bunch of stuffed penguins on her bed.
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October 16, 2012
If you're ever lost, MFM makes a good Pied Piper. Just don't follow, you know... too CLOSELY!!!
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October 16, 2012
Be afraid. Be very afraid. MiddleFingerMom is gonna show you what he's like in the shower.
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October 16, 2012
(In your best Crocodile Dundee voice): "That's not a teabaggin' -- THIS is a teabaggin'!!!" (DIAL-UP
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Profile Information
Gender: MaleHome country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163