If you're ever lost, MFM makes a good Pied Piper. Just don't follow, you know... too CLOSELY!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Kennah]

1. Totally fake. No sock garters.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Those aren't socks. Those are sock tattoos.

[Kennah]

4. My bad. It's real.

[A Simple Game]

3. That's not MFM. MFM would never wear a blue helmet with his red shoes. n/t

[Kennah]

5. It's after Labor Day, but you're right. It depends upon when the picture was taken.

[bluesbassman]

6. Are those real Dutch clogs or are those Sears clogs?

[HopeHoops]

8. I don't know, but the dude could use a poncho.

[HopeHoops]

7. I'm pretty sure I don't want to know the context behind that photo.

[riderinthestorm]

9. This picture is incomprehensible MFM! What the hell are you doing?

And how do you get everything to catch fire just as you walk past? Is it the clogs or the helmet that's doing that?

[Kali]

10. it's the beans and sauerkraut

[hay rick]

11. This way to the GQ photo shoot.

[HappyMe]

12. !!!!

Looks like one of those situations where you really don't want the details.

[dawg]

13. The shoes make it, IMHO.