Happy Birthday!

It’ll be hard to top this birthday present - unless it’s a trump conviction a year or two from now…

Wonder how long Melania sticks around.

We finally got somebody worse than Nixon.

I wasn’t sure there’d be one. But by Jove there IS!

And this is just the FIRST indictment!

And it came right outta left field. Or maybe just "The Left."

"... he was right! We're finally saying 'Merry Christmas' again!"

YOWZA! Pass me that ice cream, Stephen!

I counted 42 seconds of loud cheering from the audience.

I bet there are people still cheering, lo these many hours later!

He sure does generate material.

Maybe he "got tired of winning"?

Actually, I think he just got cocky. He’s been able to wriggle out of trouble, one way or another, all his life. But it could be his luck is finally running out. Could be. I’m not a betting woman anyway, but I guess part of my reluctance to put all my faith in that is that I don’t trust the dynamics or opportunism or anything else around him.

That's a good question.

Where IS he? Where’d he go (besides into hiding)?

Well, there is that.

You've made history, donald. You've REALLY made history.

"... as you boldly go where no President has gone before!"

They seem awfully serious about taking over.