January 7, 2014

Public speaking is difficult see Michael Bay

January 7, 2014

If you walk around in shorts during the artic vortex, then you should pay a $250 fine.

for being a braggart.

January 6, 2014

It's Official. I achieved my 2013 New Year's Resolution. I finished the year under 200 lbs.

My high was 233 lbs. on August 1st. I now weigh 198 lbs. and my overall goal is 175 lbs.

January 5, 2014

Little Baby Ducks (Tom T. Hall)

I love little baby ducks,
Old pick-up trucks,
Slow-moving trains,
And rain

I love little country streams,
Sleep without dreams,
Sunday school in May,
And hay

And I love you too

I love leaves in the wind,
Pictures of my friends,
Birds in the world,
And squirrels

I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups,
Old Tv shows
And snow

And I love you too

I love honest open smiles,
Kisses from a child, tomatoes on the vine,
And onions

I love winners when they cry,
Losers when they try, music when it's good,
And life

And I love you too

January 3, 2014

Kevin Hart has three movies coming out in a month, and he basically plays himself in each one

I was at the movies, and trailers for each of his movies played. He was the exact same character in each movie, himself.

January 1, 2014

Lyndon B. Johnson orders pants with his tailor

LBJ recorded several of his telephone conversations, and in this one, he is ordering pants. It's quite funny: