Gun humpers

[workinclasszero]

[n2doc]

1. Oh noes!

Someone's feelings are going to be hurt!

Here I'll help:

[workinclasszero]

2. LOLZ

Thanks, good ones.

[Electric Monk]

27. +1, and many more

here, too http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1262&pid=9804









http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1262&pid=9804

[workinclasszero]

30. It's a wonder that the EU countries

And others don't warn their citizens against traveling in the USA due to extreme danger from well armed gun nuts roaming the countryside

[GGJohn]

36. The US, except in a few places, is very safe,

violent crime, including firearm deaths, are at a 20 year low, the crime rate has been halved in the last 20 years.

[Logical]

58. Come on, look at countries that we dems tend to respect....

And compare murder rates.

You are a huge gun fan I realize, but stop saying our murder rate is ok.

You folks always want to compare it to the 90s and not to the UK, France, Canada, etc...NOW,

Makes you look really biased and makes me really question your stance.

[GGJohn]

59. Ummm, I never said our murder rate is ok, far from it,

but the US is a safe country except for a few places, tourists are very safe here.

[Logical]

60. Ummmm......murder rate! Read about if. Explain it. Nt

[GGJohn]

61. Huh?

I'm not understanding what you're getting at.
The US is a very safe country to visit for tourists, do you deny this?

[Logical]

62. See, this is where you deny the USA murder rate is much higher than....

Other countries like us. You start spinning like Wayne.

I have my CC and numerous guns but can still admit guns cause a lot of murders here. And our murder rate is terrible.

You on the other hand want to spin it as tourists are safe so guns are not an issue.

You are as biased on this topic as they get.

[GGJohn]

63. Of course I'm biased, every one has a bias, as I'm sure you do,

but that doesn't change the fact the US is very safe for tourists.

[Logical]

64. Lol, your not fooling anyone GG, it's always entertaining which....

Threads your name pops up in.

Keep the propaganda going!

[GGJohn]

65. LOL, that's where you make the mistake,

I'm not trying to fool anyone, I'm being quite honest about my views on firearms.
You say propaganda? I say truth.

[Logical]

66. Lol, ok tough guy. Nt

[GGJohn]

70. Tough guy?

Where in the world did you get that?
I'm no tough guy, I'm just a person in his sunset years of life enjoying the years I have left on this earth.

[beevul]

67. "...but can still admit guns cause a lot of murders here."

I saw downthread, that you like to make insinuations:

Keep the propaganda going!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027232977#post64

Yet here you are, keeping your own propaganda going:

"...but can still admit guns cause a lot of murders here."

Guns do not cause anything on their own, as you well know.


Practice what you preach I suppose, right?

[Logical]

68. Lol, more denial of the USA murder rate. Nt

[beevul]

69. Oh?

Where did I deny anything?

[clarice]

40. Let 'em stay home. nt

[GGJohn]

3. Why are gun controllers so fascinated with the male anatomy?

I've never understood the fascination of comparing firearms owners with the male anatomy.
Seems childish and immature to me.

[Orrex]

4. Why are gun advocates so fascinated with hard, glistening, gleaming oiled barrels?

Incessantly rubbing and polishing the shaft. It's most curious.

Not to mention the highly sexualized gun advertisements over the yeas.


Most curious indeed.

[GGJohn]

5. You must be fantasizing,

I've never met any gun owner that does that.

[Orrex]

7. You don't know many gun owners, then.

Buffing their shafts, working the grip, probing the barrels to keep them lovely and clean.

I don't think I'm the one who's fantasizing. Certainly I don't fantasize about being the "good guy" who'll stand up to defend a helpless crowd from a murderous, gun-toting "bad guy."

[GGJohn]

8. I know many firearm owners, and not one of them do what your fantasizing about.

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And every firearm owner I know who concealed carries, including me, certainly don't fantasize about being the "good guy" who'll stand up to defend a helpless crowd from a murderous, gun-toting "bad guy."

You really have a vivid, yet warped, fantasy of firearm owners.
Seek help.

[Orrex]

21. Yeah. A gun fetishist is telling me to seek help.

Frankly, coming from you, I could ask for no more encouraging confirmation of my sanity.

[GGJohn]

24. Are you listening to the words coming out of your mouth?

Do you have any idea of how childish and immature you sound?
How old are you

[Orrex]

28. Old enough to be sick of gun fetishists who'll do anything to protect their guns

How old are you?

[GGJohn]

29. Pretty easy to guess my age range by my avatar. eom.

[Electric Monk]

39. Based on previous posts, you're a Vietnam war chopper pilot now living on a small farm in Arizona.nt

[GGJohn]

44. Correct.

I'm retired Army, living my sunset years with my lovely wife somewhere outside of Flagstaff.

[Boudica the Lyoness]

10. RUBBISH!

I'm a woman and a gun owner.

All the people I personally know here in the US own guns and they are not the perverted ones.

[Orrex]

19. Oh? And who exactly are the perverted ones?

How do you judge that, exactly? By what criteria?

Please, share with us your stringent diagnostic criteria.

[GGJohn]

22. The perverted ones are the ones who insist on comparing firearm owners

to the male anatomy.
As I said, it's childish and immature.

[Orrex]

31. We do indeed have different definitions of perversion

I find it perverse in the extreme that some would worship their guns so piously that concerns about mass murder and general public safety are considered extreme.

And any discussion of regulation or control is treated like an assault on sacred principles rather than as a reasonable examination of the increasingly obsolete second amendment.

You're upset about dick jokes while innocent men, women and children are slaughtered by the thousands.

And you have the nerve to suggest that I'm perverse?


Get over yourself.

[GGJohn]

33. You're wrong about me being upset, I'm more amused by the comparison and your

attempt to justify it.
It's childish and immature.

[HERVEPA]

52. Well, you'd know about childish and immature

[GGJohn]

54. I guess those 2 hidden posts weren't enough for you?

You really should quit with the childish and immature comments and act like a grown up.

[cherokeeprogressive]

41. In the immortal words of Donald Duck...

"Don't move. I'll go get you a towel."

[sarisataka]

46. Did you have a cigarette

After that?

[Duckhunter935]

57. I know quite a few

And they do none of that. You have some issues, lol

[snooper2]

9. You ever ask the women who own guns this question?

You should ask them if it's a substitute for a man in their life. See what they say!

[Orrex]

11. Why don't you ask them?

Ask them what they think of the sexualized gun ads, along with the obvious and undeniably phallic imagery associated with guns in popular culture.

Let us know what you find out.

[Boudica the Lyoness]

14. I have never seen a gun ad.

Where are you seeing them?

[snooper2]

35. I was waiting for Hoyt to show up, he is the expert in deez gunz nutz LOL

[Boudica the Lyoness]

13. Maybe I can help answer that.

I have always found that as the owner of a vagina getting a penis is rather easy. And I never needed to use a gun to get a penis.

[Matrosov]

12. It's symbolic for low self-esteem

Many gun owners suffer from a lack of self-esteem and consequently construct fantasies in which they and their firearms play a central role.

They often view themselves as the 'sheepdogs' whose role it is to protect us 'sheep,' who are unarmed and seen as lacking courage and/or intelligence (they believe if we had more courage and/or intelligence, we would be armed as well, and thereby fellow 'sheepdogs' instead of 'sheep'). From whom do they think they protect us? The 'wolves' though the nature of the wolves varies, depending on which 'sheepdog' you ask. Most 'sheepdogs' see criminals as the 'wolves' but of course some also view the government as one big, bad wolf.

They are the 'warriors,' the 'tactical operators,' the 'freedom fighters,' and a host of other things that gives them a special purpose in life and in their minds elevates them above the rest of us unarmed cowards and idiots. The source of that perceived power? Their firearms. The source of their fantasies? Their lack of self-esteem, aka 'tiny penis'

[Boudica the Lyoness]

16. lol

About 'sheep dogs'; sheep dogs are herders. I think you are thinking of guard dogs.

You are so wrong about low self-esteem and tiny penis...........lol

Have you ever seen a male gun owner naked? I HAVE. lordy lordy lordy....lol.

Silly topic.

[Matrosov]

73. 'Sheepdog' is the term used by gun owners

The concept of sheep, sheepdogs, and wolves comes from Lt. Col. Dave Grossman

http://killology.com/sheep_dog.htm

Some people consider the police and the military to be the sheepdogs, but many gun owners put themselves into the same category.

[Boudica the Lyoness]

81. Well he's wrong about that then.

Good job there are clever people like me to sort things out.

[LVZ]

17. Ammosexuals refer to gun control advocates as gun grabbers and yet when you look a little closer ...

[Rex]

23. Ewwww...I hope he washes those guns after he uses them.

Perfect example of a gun humper.

[GGJohn]

26. Jeeez, warn us before you post pics of yourself.

[Vinca]

42. Whoa! Someone got dipped in the ugly pond.

[LVZ]

43. Yep, that immature and childish gun-fetishist GGJohn took a damned selfie again. n/t

[GGJohn]

45. Naw, that's certainly not me. I'm alot uglier and skinnier. eom.

[hrmjustin]

56. Oh good God!

[GGJohn]

20. If that were true, then that is a very insignificant number of firearm owners. eom.

[Eleanors38]

18. Ever since they saw my wheelbarrow -- I have to use it everywhere I go.

[Kang Colby]

6. The pro gun advocates have

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helped set firearm sales records each month this summer. The controllers have created silly memes. Call me when you think the controllers might have a committee vote.

[Eleanors38]

25. Sales records -- Silly memes. Think there's a connection?

[Kang Colby]

34. I guess it depends on how you look at it. n/t.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

32. You're right. Silly memes are reserved for gun control advocates.

Because as anyone with a Facebook page and a wide spectrum of Facebook "friends" knows, gun enthusiasts don't bother with plastering the internet with silly, misleading and/or out and out false memes.

[Kang Colby]

50. Sure we do.

But we also get our bills passed in the real world. That's the main difference, Tommy.

[Skittles]

49. "the controllers"

your paranoia shines through!

[Eleanors38]

15. The ATTACK OF THE FIFTY FOOT... WOMAN!!

[cherokeeprogressive]

37. Please don't lock this thread!

This is the best thread EVAH.

[beevul]

38. Uh...yeah.

[sarisataka]

47. I like this one

[hunter]

48. Gun fetishists clearly have no idea how strange their "hobby" seems to people...

... who are not attracted to guns.

[Eleanors38]

74. If they are carrying concealed, how would "people" know?

"Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

[Orrex]

80. If a person is secretly plotting to murder you, how would you know?

As long as you don't know about it, you're completely safe, right? Even if he has it all planned out and simply hasn't acted on it.

[underpants]

51. These are great

[darkangel218]

55. Unrec.

Are you calling all legal gun owners "gun humpers"?? What is a " gun humper"?? I own guns for protection, I also like target practice (at the range). How am I a "gun humper"??

[PowerToThePeople]

71. Super REC!

[yeoman6987]

72. I give it two more weeks of endless gun OPs

I can't wait to be on to the next subject. This OP is out of hand and not even close to reality and 50 years some will repeat the same memo.

[Eleanors38]

77. I have pointed out a number of times over the years...

how the gun control oulook (it certainly isn't a movement) has grown indolent to such a degree even the cartoons change little.

In any case, here's to a healthy sex organ!

[Eleanors38]

75. You like re-runs, or are you new here?

[Gothmog]

76. Great memes

[leftofcool]

78. Uh, oh! Some people are not going to like this. But I do!

[stone space]

79. Some thoughts from a dead ammosexual

From the facebook page of a dead ammosexual:







http://www.balloon-juice.com/2014/08/26/bitter-irony/