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Dumb Criminals: Florida (Obviously) Mom Busted By 7 Year Old Son For Cooking Meth In Garage

EDGEWATER, Fla.-- A seven-year-old boy in Florida says his mom was cooking and using methamphetamine -- so he turned her in, police say.

The boy and his 26-year-old mother were living in Edgewater with her boyfriend's brother, Peter.

He says the boy he thinks of as a nephew told him for days that his mom was cooking "something bad."

Peter says it took days before the boy worked up the courage to show him what it was. "...and her son, who's seven, just told me she keeps bad stuff in her car, and he opened up the trunk and she has a meth lab in her trunk."

http://www.wptv.com/news/state/briana-buchanan-florida-mother-arrested-after-son-turned-her-in


I am the one who knocks!!!

Dumb Criminals: Montana Man Calls Cops After Stripper Refuses To Have Sex

A Butte man miffed about a lap dance cut short called police and ended up in cuffs.

Police say the 53-year-old man reported he did not get the sex act he requested as part of his $350 private dance at Sagebrush Sam’s Exotic Dance Club near the Rocker truck stop, west of Butte. Officers informed him asking an exotic dancer for a sexual gratification is illegal and put him in jail for solicitation of prostitution.

William McDaniel called police at about 10:30 p.m. Saturday reporting that his lapdance did not have the ending he requested. The private dance in the backroom was supposed to include multiple songs, but when McDaniel became “sexually aggressive” toward the woman, the dancing stopped.

http://mtstandard.com/news/local/butte-man-s-lap-dance-desires-shorted-ends-up-cuffed/article_2e0f7c8a-2709-11e4-bf52-0019bb2963f4.html


Really Dumb Criminals: NC Fugitive Wins Donut Eating Contest At Event Full Of Police

ELIZABETH CITY, N.C. — Doughnut Eating Champion: It’s a title that led to 24-year-old Bradley Hardison’s arrest.

For nearly nine months, Hardison was a man on the run; he was wanted for felony break-ins in Camden County.

What finally did him in? A doughnut eating contest at an anti-crime event packed with police.
Bradley Hardison

Bradley Hardison

“I did congratulate him,” says Lt. Max Robeson, a deputy with the Camden County Sheriff’s Office. “Good for him. He can eat a lot of doughnuts. Good for him.”

The competition was for the Elizabeth City Police Department’s National Night Out Against Crime event. In just two minutes time Hardison devoured eight glazed doughnuts.

http://myfox8.com/2014/08/08/nc-man-arrested-after-winning-doughnut-eating-contest/




Dumb Criminals: DUI Suspect Wearing Women's Underwear Crashes Into Florida Retirment Home.

Why? It's Florida!

TAMPA — A man wearing a bra and women's underwear fled from a traffic stop early Tuesday and crashed a car into the side of a Hyde Park retirement home, Tampa police said.

The crash happened just after 3 a.m. at the Tampa Baptist Manor apartment building on Grand Central and S Plant Avenues.

Police said the driver, Rico Antwan Jones, 28, who has a history of prostitution arrests and goes by the name "Diamond," fled while driving a red Mustang after officers tried to stop him for driving the wrong way on S Howard Avenue early Tuesday, police said. Jones continued driving before jumping a curb, crossing a grass yard, cutting through a line of shrubs and colliding with the building.

Jones showed signs of being impaired, police said, but he was not seriously injured. When he crashed, he was wearing women's underwear, a bra, and high heels, police said. He climbed out of the wreckage and tried to run before he was subdued by arriving officers.

Jones was treated at Tampa General Hospital for injuries police described as "minor." He was later booked in jail on charges of fleeing to elude, DUI with property damage, leaving the scene of an accident, and driving with a suspended license.The crash happened just after 3 a.m. at the Tampa Baptist Manor apartment building on Grand Central and S Plant Avenues.

Police said the driver, Rico Antwan Jones, 28, who has a history of prostitution arrests and goes by the name "Diamond," fled while driving a red Mustang after officers tried to stop him for driving the wrong way on S Howard Avenue early Tuesday, police said. Jones continued driving before jumping a curb, crossing a grass yard, cutting through a line of shrubs and colliding with the building.

Jones showed signs of being impaired, police said, but he was not seriously injured. When he crashed, he was wearing women's underwear, a bra, and high heels, police said. He climbed out of the wreckage and tried to run before he was subdued by arriving officers.

Jones was treated at Tampa General Hospital for injuries police described as "minor." He was later booked in jail on charges of fleeing to elude, DUI with property damage, leaving the scene of an accident, and driving with a suspended license.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/accidents/car-crashes-into-tampa-retirement-home/2192538


John Oliver Destroys The Payday Loan Industry



The fact that they keep getting away with what they are doing is seriously criminal.

Dumb Criminals: British Man Arrested For Mowing His Lawn Naked

SHREWSBURY — A Lake Street man became a spectacle for motorists this week as they slowed their cars and took photographs of him doing yardwork completely in the nude, according to police.

Police said Richard Capra, 69, of 437C Lake St., was extremely intoxicated and belligerent when they confronted him about 3:42 p.m. Monday after receiving calls from motorists.

Mr. Capra was allegedly 20 feet from a public road using a leaf blower to clean his driveway.

"Several vehicles were slowing and taking photographs of the incident while it unfolded," police wrote in the report.

After becoming belligerent with police, he was arrested and given some clothing to put on before he was transported to the Police Department.

http://www.telegram.com/article/20140806/NEWS/308069608/1116


Polish Priest Claims Hateful Texts Are Sent By Demons

A Polish priest claims he has been getting hate texts - from a demon.

Parish priest Father Marian Rajchel from Jaroslaw, a town in south-eastern Poland, said he started getting the texts after carrying out an exorcism on a teenage girl.

But he said that the attempt to drive out the devil from the girl's soul clearly failed, and that it was now using the teenager to attack him by using mobile phone messages.

He told local media: "The author of these texts is an evil spirit who has possessed her soul."

He said that the devil and his followers were not shy about using modern technology but that in many cases their actions were not identified as being the work of evil.

http://austriantimes.at/news/Around_the_World/2014-07-28/51499/Priest_Claims_Hate_Texts_Are_From_Demon_Spirit_


50 Shades Of Grey Goose.



Dumb Criminals: Florida DUI Suspect Run Over By Own Truck In Road Rage Incident


A man who police say had been drinking was involved in a road rage incident during a downpour Tuesday evening and was injured when he was run over by his own pickup truck.

Joseph H. Carl, 48, 1012 NE 15th Place, drove his truck into the rear of a vehicle in front of him that was stopped at a traffic light at 2500 NW 43rd St. around 6:50 p.m., according to a Gainesville Police Department report.

Carl then jumped out and began banging on the driver's window and yelling at the woman inside, apparently neglecting to put his pickup into park.

The driver of the other vehicle was frightened and drove away, leaving nothing to hold back Carl's Dodge 1500 truck.

The truck began to roll, and Carl, standing in front of the vehicle, put out his arms and tried to stop it, but it ran over him, the report said.

Police and paramedics arrived, but Carl refused medical treatment, the report said.

http://www.gainesville.com/article/20140723/ARTICLES/140729851/1183?Title=Man-in-road-rage-incident-run-over-by-own-truck


Dumb Cops: Town Marshal Accused Of Stealing Son's Girlfriends' Underwear

A law enforcement official in Millersburg, Indiana, is facing criminal charges after allegedly admitting to stealing underwear from his son's girlfriend.

Town Marshal David Keith Hathaway, 59, has been charged with two counts of conversion, a class A misdemeanor, after allegedly taking panties belonging to his son's girlfriend, who lives in his house.

The victim told Indiana State Police she first suspected something was going on in October 2013, when she found a pair of her panties in a gallon-sized bag, along with several other pairs of female underwear. The bag with the purloined panties were hidden in a safe belonging to Hathaway, the Elkhart Truth reports.

Both the victim and her boyfriend, Hathaway's son, confronted the suspect about his panty collection and he told them it was a joke.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/21/david-hathaway_n_5605857.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news


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