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2016 Postmortem

DFW

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14. You enlighten me

Reply to Manifestor_of_Light (Reply #12)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 05:05 PM

Jan 2013

NOW I understand why Cheney had such easy time talking him into a Department of Homeland Security.

W thought Cheney meant "home" security, what with all these menacing chairs and pretzels and all. W thought "Taliban" was just a division of the Frito-Lay company.

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In case y'all are wondering why Dubya wasn't at the inauguration [View all] DFW Jan 2013 OP

He misunderestimated the complexity riqster Jan 2013 #1

Probably too engrossed in all those ecolectic books he was reading.... n/t DFW Jan 2013 #2

And smurfing on the Internets! (Nt) riqster Jan 2013 #3

and clearing brush..... rurallib Jan 2013 #4

Or he was just shit-faced. 11 Bravo Jan 2013 #5

I bet its been one long wilsonbooks Jan 2013 #6

He was still in grief over the Brazillian soliders killed. nt Tommy_Carcetti Jan 2013 #7

I figured he was drunk and choked on a pretzel. BigDemVoter Jan 2013 #8

Fighting With Mr. Pretzel kairos12 Jan 2013 #9

Thank god he didn't attend dallaslibguy1966104 Jan 2013 #10

The majority of the country never wanted him in Washington in the first place. nyquil_man Jan 2013 #11

Still fighting hostile furniture and rugs. Manifestor_of_Light Jan 2013 #12

You enlighten me DFW Jan 2013 #14

Who? krispos42 Jan 2013 #13