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Tue Jan 22, 2013, 02:02 PM

In case y'all are wondering why Dubya wasn't at the inauguration

It's not that he was trying to snub anyone or anything. He got his invite, and attempted to attend.

The poor guy didn't pay close attention to the instructions, and was on the wrong coast looking for the wrong event.

He was looking for the "conflagration in Washington," and thought he had been invited to watch some Park Rangers fight a forest fire near Seattle. By the time someone informed him of his mistake, the event was over, so he went home.

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Reply In case y'all are wondering why Dubya wasn't at the inauguration (Original post)
DFW Jan 2013 OP
riqster Jan 2013 #1
DFW Jan 2013 #2
riqster Jan 2013 #3
rurallib Jan 2013 #4
11 Bravo Jan 2013 #5
wilsonbooks Jan 2013 #6
Tommy_Carcetti Jan 2013 #7
BigDemVoter Jan 2013 #8
kairos12 Jan 2013 #9
dallaslibguy1966104 Jan 2013 #10
nyquil_man Jan 2013 #11
Manifestor_of_Light Jan 2013 #12
DFW Jan 2013 #14
krispos42 Jan 2013 #13

Response to DFW (Original post)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 02:08 PM

1. He misunderestimated the complexity

of the instructions?

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Response to riqster (Reply #1)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 02:09 PM

2. Probably too engrossed in all those ecolectic books he was reading.... n/t

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Response to DFW (Reply #2)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 02:13 PM

3. And smurfing on the Internets! (Nt)

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Response to riqster (Reply #3)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 02:20 PM

4. and clearing brush.....

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Response to rurallib (Reply #4)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 02:22 PM

5. Or he was just shit-faced.

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Response to 11 Bravo (Reply #5)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 03:15 PM

6. I bet its been one long

bender since he left office.

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Response to DFW (Original post)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 04:16 PM

7. He was still in grief over the Brazillian soliders killed. nt

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Response to DFW (Original post)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 06:13 PM

8. I figured he was drunk and choked on a pretzel.

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Response to DFW (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:35 AM

9. Fighting With Mr. Pretzel

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Response to DFW (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:52 AM

10. Thank god he didn't attend

 

The last thing I wanted to see at the inauguration was that ugly man's face again. W should do us all a favor and retire ASAP.

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Response to DFW (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:58 AM

11. The majority of the country never wanted him in Washington in the first place.

At least he's now taking the hint.

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Response to DFW (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 03:58 PM

12. Still fighting hostile furniture and rugs.

Coffee tables that rise up and smack him in the face!

Carpets that rise up and scrape his face with rug burns!!

Aggressive bags of pretzels!

My goodness!!


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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Reply #12)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 04:05 PM

14. You enlighten me

NOW I understand why Cheney had such easy time talking him into a Department of Homeland Security.

W thought Cheney meant "home" security, what with all these menacing chairs and pretzels and all. W thought "Taliban" was just a division of the Frito-Lay company.

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Response to DFW (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 04:05 PM

13. Who?

n/t

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