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madinmaryland

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Wed Dec 26, 2012, 09:27 PM Dec 2012

Woman arrested after trying to kill her boyfriend with her large breasts [View all]

A man claims he was nearly killed after his girlfriend choked him with her large breasts, according to court proceedings.
A high-flying lawyer fled in terror naked after his girlfriend used her 38DD breasts in an attempt to kill him, a German court has heard.

Tim Schmidt, 30, said his girlfriend, Franziska Hansen, 33, mounted her assault while they were having sex because she was jealous of his successful career.

She denies the charge of attempted murder with a deadly weapon after the incident in the city of Unna in May. According to her, it was a sex game gone wrong and Schmidt panicked.

He told the court he was admiring her large cleavage closely when she suddenly stuck his head between her breasts and squeezed hard. Schmidt was smothered and began to panic as he struggled to breathe, the court heard.

Schmidt told the court: "I was sitting naked and I was kissing her breasts when suddenly grabbed my head in pushed it between her breasts and held my head with all her might. I could not breathe, I must have turned blue. I could not tear myself free and thought I was going to die."

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Sounds better than a heart attack. Scuba Dec 2012 #1
That's how I wanna go, man... Aristus Dec 2012 #2
LOL freshwest Dec 2012 #3
talk about a thread that is useless without pictures rurallib Dec 2012 #4
Just go to the article HarveyDarkey Dec 2012 #5
Talk about your natural born killers Bucky Dec 2012 #15
The only thing that can stop a bad woman with large breasts... HarveyDarkey Dec 2012 #6
BOOBFIGHT!!! 7wo7rees Dec 2012 #32
I just thought of "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex" Tabasco_Dave Dec 2012 #7
Great film Sherman A1 Dec 2012 #20
My wife did that to me PD Turk Dec 2012 #8
and, I'm sure you enjoyed NewJeffCT Dec 2012 #26
Video here: cbrer Dec 2012 #9
"mounted her assault" ? kentauros Dec 2012 #10
My hubby's safe. tblue Dec 2012 #11
Talk about "high-capacity magazines" NickB79 Dec 2012 #12
Is he sure she didn't just have a back spasm from having to carry those around? mythology Dec 2012 #13
DDs are big, but MissMillie Dec 2012 #24
the original article NewJeffCT Dec 2012 #25
I saw the picture MissMillie Dec 2012 #27
depends on how tall she is NewJeffCT Dec 2012 #28
Seriously.... judging from that picture MissMillie Dec 2012 #30
If you outlaw big breasts, only outlaws will have big breasts. Bucky Dec 2012 #14
The Founders never envisioned weapons grade breasts. n/t Lil Missy Dec 2012 #16
I'll bet Franklin did... Gidney N Cloyd Dec 2012 #22
..... Lil Missy Dec 2012 #23
That's utterly ridiculous! nt MrScorpio Dec 2012 #17
The NRA's official position: DFW Dec 2012 #18
ya boob. Remmah2 Dec 2012 #21
Unique weapons. NaturalHigh Dec 2012 #19
Sorta makes using a safe-word impossible. In_The_Wind Dec 2012 #29
NRA fires back perhaps out of jealousy with new fashion line... RedCloud Dec 2012 #31
Ach mein gott! Major Nikon Dec 2012 #33
Anything more than a handful pokerfan Dec 2012 #34
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