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Wed Dec 26, 2012, 08:27 PM

Woman arrested after trying to kill her boyfriend with her large breasts

A man claims he was nearly killed after his girlfriend choked him with her large breasts, according to court proceedings.
A high-flying lawyer fled in terror naked after his girlfriend used her 38DD breasts in an attempt to kill him, a German court has heard.

Tim Schmidt, 30, said his girlfriend, Franziska Hansen, 33, mounted her assault while they were having sex because she was jealous of his successful career.

She denies the charge of attempted murder with a deadly weapon after the incident in the city of Unna in May. According to her, it was a sex game gone wrong and Schmidt panicked.

He told the court he was admiring her large cleavage closely when she suddenly stuck his head between her breasts and squeezed hard. Schmidt was smothered and began to panic as he struggled to breathe, the court heard.

Schmidt told the court: "I was sitting naked and I was kissing her breasts when suddenly grabbed my head in pushed it between her breasts and held my head with all her might. I could not breathe, I must have turned blue. I could not tear myself free and thought I was going to die."

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Reply Woman arrested after trying to kill her boyfriend with her large breasts (Original post)
madinmaryland Dec 2012 OP
Scuba Dec 2012 #1
Aristus Dec 2012 #2
freshwest Dec 2012 #3
rurallib Dec 2012 #4
HarveyDarkey Dec 2012 #5
Bucky Dec 2012 #15
HarveyDarkey Dec 2012 #6
7wo7rees Dec 2012 #32
Tabasco_Dave Dec 2012 #7
Sherman A1 Dec 2012 #20
PD Turk Dec 2012 #8
NewJeffCT Dec 2012 #26
cbrer Dec 2012 #9
kentauros Dec 2012 #10
tblue Dec 2012 #11
NickB79 Dec 2012 #12
mythology Dec 2012 #13
MissMillie Dec 2012 #24
NewJeffCT Dec 2012 #25
MissMillie Dec 2012 #27
NewJeffCT Dec 2012 #28
MissMillie Dec 2012 #30
Bucky Dec 2012 #14
Lil Missy Dec 2012 #16
Gidney N Cloyd Dec 2012 #22
Lil Missy Dec 2012 #23
MrScorpio Dec 2012 #17
DFW Dec 2012 #18
Remmah2 Dec 2012 #21
NaturalHigh Dec 2012 #19
In_The_Wind Dec 2012 #29
RedCloud Dec 2012 #31
Major Nikon Dec 2012 #33
pokerfan Dec 2012 #34

Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 08:30 PM

1. Sounds better than a heart attack.

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 08:32 PM

2. That's how I wanna go, man...

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Response to Aristus (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 08:34 PM

3. LOL

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 08:47 PM

4. talk about a thread that is useless without pictures

ETA - the loungers deserve to see the 'alleged' murder weapons.

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Response to rurallib (Reply #4)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 08:55 PM

5. Just go to the article

 

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Reply #5)

Thu Dec 27, 2012, 04:32 AM

15. Talk about your natural born killers

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 11:31 PM

6. The only thing that can stop a bad woman with large breasts...

 

is a good woman with large breasts. Or something.

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Reply #6)

Fri Dec 28, 2012, 10:33 PM

32. BOOBFIGHT!!!

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 11:37 PM

7. I just thought of "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex"

with Woody Allen.

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Response to Tabasco_Dave (Reply #7)

Fri Dec 28, 2012, 09:20 AM

20. Great film

loved it.

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 11:37 PM

8. My wife did that to me

She packs an H cup and she assaulted me in a similar fashion the other day. It took me damn near an hour to fend off the assault

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Response to PD Turk (Reply #8)

Fri Dec 28, 2012, 03:04 PM

26. and, I'm sure you enjoyed

most, if not all, of that hour.

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 11:38 PM

9. Video here:

 

HA

Made ya' look!

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 11:54 PM

10. "mounted her assault" ?

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 11:56 PM

11. My hubby's safe.

Is this going to court? Will DDs have to be registered now?

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Thu Dec 27, 2012, 12:26 AM

12. Talk about "high-capacity magazines"

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Thu Dec 27, 2012, 01:39 AM

13. Is he sure she didn't just have a back spasm from having to carry those around?

I'm a guy, but my near constant back pain makes me wince at the thought of a woman having that large of breasts.

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Response to mythology (Reply #13)

Fri Dec 28, 2012, 02:33 PM

24. DDs are big, but

w/ a 38 measurement, that's somewhat proportional. It doesn't sound like she's a twig carrying around DDs

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Response to MissMillie (Reply #24)

Fri Dec 28, 2012, 03:03 PM

25. the original article

from a few weeks back said she was 9 stone in weight, which is 126 pounds (9x14), and her boyfriend was 13 or 14 stone in weight.

Not sure I believe the story.

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Response to NewJeffCT (Reply #25)

Fri Dec 28, 2012, 03:16 PM

27. I saw the picture

If that woman weighs 126, then I weigh 98 lbs.

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Response to MissMillie (Reply #27)

Fri Dec 28, 2012, 03:24 PM

28. depends on how tall she is

if she is 5'0" or less, it might be believable. Many years ago, I dated a woman that was almost that well endowed, and she was 4'11" or so and usually weighed in the 105-115 range, though she did get up to a little over 120 once.

Of course, if she is closer to the average height of a woman, then the 9 stone weight is BS.

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Response to NewJeffCT (Reply #28)

Fri Dec 28, 2012, 03:41 PM

30. Seriously.... judging from that picture

the woman would have to be 4'3". I weigh just a little bit more than she's claiming to, and I'm 5'1". I have a clearly defined collar bone and clearly defined cheek bones.

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Thu Dec 27, 2012, 04:31 AM

14. If you outlaw big breasts, only outlaws will have big breasts.

Imagine the tombstone: He died of lactose intolerance.

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Thu Dec 27, 2012, 05:04 AM

16. The Founders never envisioned weapons grade breasts. n/t

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Response to Lil Missy (Reply #16)

Fri Dec 28, 2012, 10:57 AM

22. I'll bet Franklin did...

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Response to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #22)

Fri Dec 28, 2012, 01:00 PM

23. .....

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Thu Dec 27, 2012, 07:46 AM

17. That's utterly ridiculous! nt

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Thu Dec 27, 2012, 08:22 AM

18. The NRA's official position:

"The only thing that will stop a woman with large breasts is a man with large breasts."

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Response to DFW (Reply #18)

Fri Dec 28, 2012, 10:03 AM

21. ya boob.

 

nt

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Fri Dec 28, 2012, 08:57 AM

19. Unique weapons.

Reminds me of an old movie called "Double Agent 73." Use your imagination regarding the 73.

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Fri Dec 28, 2012, 03:35 PM

29. Sorta makes using a safe-word impossible.




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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Fri Dec 28, 2012, 10:25 PM

31. NRA fires back perhaps out of jealousy with new fashion line...



Psst. That's a bullet bra.

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Fri Dec 28, 2012, 11:50 PM

33. Ach mein gott!

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Response to madinmaryland (Original post)

Sat Dec 29, 2012, 12:03 AM

34. Anything more than a handful

is a lethal weapon.

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