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In reply to the discussion: Help with my hemostat! [View all]

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)
27. Look here, last time I took advice from some random stoner (not you, of course), I ended up
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 08:32 PM
Dec 2012

driving a carload of dumbasses twenty-five miles in one of the worst blizzards to ever hit NE Ohio at three in the morning in order to watch a telethon live from the auditorium it was being broadcast from, because watching it on tv from a nice, warm house wasn't 'good enough'.











Actually, it was kinda cool, since we were the only audience there they kept panning us with the camera when we applauded the lousy live acts they had for entertainment like madmen.

I think we were making them laugh pretty hard.

My one buddy kept mooning the phone bankers on stage from our seats in the balcony.

The cops that were there doing security and other cops that came in hiding out from the howling storm outside didn't even care.

I think half of them were drinking anyway, they were laughing every time he did it.


Ah, the good old days....


Help with my hemostat! [View all] Ikonoklast Dec 2012 OP
Looks like you are going to have to call the whambulance siligut Dec 2012 #1
Note to self: siligut gets coal next year. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #5
So what did you get me this year? siligut Dec 2012 #6
I got you a fruitcake. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #12
Nope, you're doin' it wrong siligut Dec 2012 #28
Or this would be good too siligut Dec 2012 #29
Hey, I'm a nurse, and I'm used to hemostats! CaliforniaPeggy Dec 2012 #2
Oh, sure, like that makes up for the dozen or so you 'misplaced' over the years. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #7
Count your blessings pinboy3niner Dec 2012 #3
I suppose I could set myself on fire. That would be worse, too. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #9
Nah, I saw that Peggy had fixed it pinboy3niner Dec 2012 #19
You forgot the rest of your post. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #20
Cut the zipper below the area zipped and the teeth just separate. Iterate Dec 2012 #4
You are helping the wrong person with this advice. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #10
Sorry, this is going to require surgery cbrer Dec 2012 #8
Pocket knives always come in handy. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #11
Neither! They're a spare set cbrer Dec 2012 #13
In your case, it's rated in Deniers. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #18
YOU OWE ME A KEYBOARD! nt cbrer Dec 2012 #21
What was it doing up there? Hmmm?? Turbineguy Dec 2012 #14
Well, before the tragic Propane Torch Incident of 1978, I used another method to remove nasal hair. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #16
A metabo should get that right off. JoeyT Dec 2012 #15
Just how many hands do you think I have, anyway? Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #17
Good point. JoeyT Dec 2012 #22
See Post #16. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #23
Sure, why not. JoeyT Dec 2012 #24
The 'no eyebrow' look is all the rage these days. The kids are all doing it. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #25
That's not what they're for, dammit!! Bake Dec 2012 #26
Look here, last time I took advice from some random stoner (not you, of course), I ended up Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #27
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