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Showing Original Post only (View all)Your favorite insult similes? (example: dumb as a box of hair) [View all]
Not just similes; also things like, he looks like he's been hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels.
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Your favorite insult similes? (example: dumb as a box of hair) [View all]
Bertha Venation
May 2012
OP
You've heard of wading in the shallow end of the gene pool. He's face down in the mud next to it.
hobbit709
May 2012
#17
If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.
bluesbassman
May 2012
#29
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Not the brightest bulb on the tree.
mikeSchmuckabee
May 2012
#35