John Kerry: Romney is the ‘Wikipedia candidate’

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9. No, he is the Flatland candidate

But, to be fair, Flatland is in Wikipedia



In Flatland women are simple line-segments, while men are regular polygons. Romney is a member of the social caste of gentlemen, a society of geometric figures who understand the implications of life in two dimensions. He wants to visit the one-dimensional world, the Muslim Nations, and convince them of the moral superiority of the second dimension but finds that it is essentially impossible to get there when you can't find their countries on a map first.