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madinmaryland

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46. Well, my explanation below says everything you need to know about Donald Rumsfeld...

Mon Feb 18, 2013, 05:16 PM

Feb 2013

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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What is your opinion of Donald Rumsfeld? [View all] quinnox Feb 2013 OP

I liked the way he answered his own questions - saved me the trouble of thinking el_bryanto Feb 2013 #1

Count Dooku Puzzledtraveller Feb 2013 #2

Best friend that defense contractors ever had. TwilightGardener Feb 2013 #3

You know what I like about Donald Rumsfeld? Cary Feb 2013 #4

Worthless pos. War criminal and traitor. nt Mnemosyne Feb 2013 #5

+1 think Feb 2013 #29

And that was being nice. Mnemosyne Feb 2013 #57

Didn't he used to be somebody? Tierra_y_Libertad Feb 2013 #6

War Criminal Ganja Ninja Feb 2013 #7

Donald Rumsfeld? The mass-murdering liar Jackpine Radical Feb 2013 #8

lol quinnox Feb 2013 #14

There's a lot of known knowns about him lunatica Feb 2013 #9

Don stated that he knew where the WMD were. His lies were among the most brash and harmful. Bluenorthwest Feb 2013 #15

All of the above. PDJane Feb 2013 #10

The Paymaster of Abu Ghraib. Bluenorthwest Feb 2013 #11

Herr Baron Von Rumsfled would have fit right in with the National Socialist Party. Ikonoklast Feb 2013 #12

My older brother knew him and Cheney.......... Capt.Rocky300 Feb 2013 #13

The very first 2 words that come to mind are: Flashmann Feb 2013 #16

Unprintable sarisataka Feb 2013 #17

I was just a dumb draftee that added "no value, no advantage, really, to the US armed services... Brother Buzz Feb 2013 #18

Short chain smoking cretin HangOnKids Feb 2013 #19

Evil. kentauros Feb 2013 #20

I wasn't aware of that, thanks for the link quinnox Feb 2013 #21

You're welcome. kentauros Feb 2013 #25

The man who lost $2.3 trillion Rosa Luxemburg Feb 2013 #22

Indeed, if by "lost" you mean "re-routed to Switzerland." WinkyDink Feb 2013 #27

I wonder if the US government tracked it? Rosa Luxemburg Feb 2013 #55

Crook hired Dick Cheney and covered up CIA murder of a good man and patriot. Octafish Feb 2013 #23

Hate the SOB. n/t RebelOne Feb 2013 #24

100% TRAITOR. Same answer for all your BushCo threads. Next question? WinkyDink Feb 2013 #26

You go 2 war with the SecDef you have--not the SecDef you might want or wish to have at a later time pinboy3niner Feb 2013 #28

My views on the man Capt. Obvious Feb 2013 #30

Giggety. louis-t Feb 2013 #41

My opinion would ban me. I'll leave it at that. nt Javaman Feb 2013 #31

Ummmm, let's just say, "not good." Tommy_Carcetti Feb 2013 #32

Isn't he whom Star War nerd DUers named Emperor Palatine? Cleita Feb 2013 #33

A known unknown of things you know that's known and I don't know. EastKYLiberal Feb 2013 #34

UNPROSECUTED War Criminal AnotherMcIntosh Feb 2013 #35

That's it in a nut shell! Auntie Bush Feb 2013 #47

As low as low can go. Coyotl Feb 2013 #36

I try... SOVermonter Feb 2013 #37

War criminal who should be in prison for the rest of his life. tledford Feb 2013 #38

Ignorant, arrogant, fool. bemildred Feb 2013 #39

Most incompetant Sec of Def ever. louis-t Feb 2013 #40

A steaming, stinking pile of shit covered with flies would be a Autumn Feb 2013 #42

Human excrement. GoCubsGo Feb 2013 #43

Murderous fucker. Treasonous criminal liar. Lint Head Feb 2013 #44

The Antichrist in Depends... n/t backscatter712 Feb 2013 #45

Well, my explanation below says everything you need to know about Donald Rumsfeld... madinmaryland Feb 2013 #46

He always seemed like a loving grandfatherly type to me War Horse Feb 2013 #48

War criminal, no less. Gorp Feb 2013 #49

40+ year history of sleaze and corruption. One of the Grand Masters of the revolving door. n/t Egalitarian Thug Feb 2013 #50

That he should fry in Hell, maybe? The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2013 #51

Can't answer in absence of a full accounting/disclosure of all his actions, inactions, indepat Feb 2013 #52

Scum of the Earth treestar Feb 2013 #53

Distracted War Criminal chieftain Feb 2013 #54

War criminal AND an ineffective and incompetent Secretary of Defense. nt stevenleser Feb 2013 #56