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Showing Original Post only (View all)Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack [View all]
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After seeing yet another deranged gorilla just burst into a public place and start killing people, I decided I need to make sure something like that never happens to me, said 34-year-old Atlanta resident Nick Keller, shortly after purchasing a 350-pound mountain gorilla from his local gorilla store. It just gives me peace of mind knowing that if Im ever in that situation, I wont have to just watch helplessly as my torso is ripped in half and my face is chewed off. Ill be able to use my gorilla to defend myself.
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There is absolutely no reasonnot for hunting, protection, or otherwisethat an ordinary citizen would need to possess a 600-pound silverback, said Sen. Robert Menendez (D-NJ), one of the most outspoken gorilla control advocates in Congress. The general public frankly has no business owning apes of this size, and the only people who do are zookeepers who are trained to properly handle them. Otherwise, they are nothing but a threat to society and only serve to perpetuate more violence.
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Listen, its my God-given right as an American to have the freedom to own a gorilla to protect myself and my family, said Nashua, NH resident James Harrington, 46, adding that he personally owns 12 different gorillas of various sizes, but keeps them safely locked away in [his] home. And the government has another thing coming if they think they can come into my house and take away my gorillas.
What happened in San Diego was horrible, but that doesnt mean all gorillas are bad, Harrington added. In fact, if every person at that mall had a gorilla, then the tragedy probably never would have even happened in the first place.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/gorilla-sales-skyrocket-after-latest-gorilla-attac,30860/?ref=auto
my son sent me this, thinking it a hoot. he knows how to use guns. has been hunting, not much into it. i have a husband that owns guns, and we have been talking what laws he thinks would work. has no problem embracing laws. he was also the one to turn me onto stewarts rant, saying how good it was. and i.... i am anti gun.
so, this post isnt to get into battle. thought funny.
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