I don't think I could have put it better or more succinctly,

[TheKentuckian]

7. Yup, just wants the Turd Way to come away with the brand, the history (for continued snookering),

and most importantly the infrastructure and major party status.

Go remake the TeaPubliKlan party, Turd Way.

You know, dial back the godliness of rape, hating the hispanics, hating of the blacks, the subjection of the women, and the bashing of the gays and focus on not paying taxes, corporate power, pilfering all the wealth and resources, and generally taking power from the many and funneling it to the few. Maybe a pointless for profit war or two or curtail some civil liberties.
Maybe do a little authoritarian nannystate shit that turns a buck for somebody.

It is nice that they aren't howling, woman hating, gay cursing, racist theocrats but I'm not sure "not a fire-breathing, anti-science bigot" is a coherent political ideology.